Boneyard Bitch

Her pussy is so dry it takes a full bottle of baby oil just to get it wet enough for you. She instigates sex but is all dried up. May as well be fucking her in the ass

I need to order more baby oil you boneyard bitch

Fuck off you small dick cunt would be her retort

by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020

her cup runneth over

When your tits are so empty and soft that they spill out over your push up bra

Like a river crashing over a dam my tits are practically liquid

Josie's tits won't stay in her bra. Her cup runneth over

by Working Class Hero January 01, 2021

I Love Floppers

When saggy empty tits are you absolute favourites above all other types

I love floppers let me touch them. I know you do now get on your knees you simp bitch and lick my clit

by Working Class Hero January 08, 2021

fanny fingering formula

Here it is boys the formula that you have been waiting for. This simple calculation will tell you how many fingers you can fit into any woman's pussy.

The calculation:

Her shoe size + the number of kids she has minus the number of four-legged pets she has

Example shoe size 5 + 3 kids minus 0 four-legged pets = 8 fingers

Divide that by 2 to get the anal calculation

For reference women with big feet and multiple children have massive gaping beggars canyon like flanges and huge gaping arseholes

I wonder how big her pussy is? Simple just use the fanny fingering formula

by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020

Sprouts

Small pathetic tits

Look at the sprouts on her

by Working Class Hero December 17, 2020

Biltong Boobies

Breasts that are like 3 dried up pieces of beef

Flat crusty dangling lumps of meat

Damn girl you got you some nasty biltong boobies

by Working Class Hero December 17, 2020

Rib Rugs

Tits so empty and floppy that they sit on her ribs like a rug. Most noticible whilst she is sitting, slouching, semi laying down

Nice rib rugs

by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020