Definitions by Working Class Hero
Clavicle
Clavicle by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020
HEN
Stands for Horrible Empty Norks
If you know someone with the absolute worst empty flappy deflated socks for titties then use HEN as a term of endearment. Its important to try to be nice. Personally these are my absolute favourite kind of titties I can not stand false tits, puffy tits, no tits ... HENs rule ... almost as much as slices of pizza
If you know someone with the absolute worst empty flappy deflated socks for titties then use HEN as a term of endearment. Its important to try to be nice. Personally these are my absolute favourite kind of titties I can not stand false tits, puffy tits, no tits ... HENs rule ... almost as much as slices of pizza
Hi HEN how are you today? Need some air putting into those burst balloons ? (Best not say that last part)
HEN by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020
Clavicles
Warning to all you ladies out there this is important street survival information. When a guy or gal compliments you on your clavicles they are literally saying that your tits are the fucking worst. Its a new thing going round that guys are now doing so be on gaurd
Though if it does happen to you then you must have shit tits, so let's hope you have a nice ass
Though if it does happen to you then you must have shit tits, so let's hope you have a nice ass
Clavicles by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020
Bare Shelf
The shape of a womans tits when she has used a push up bra to lift her saggy deflated tits so high that it gives the look of a bare shelf, empty shelf or mantlepiece
You can always spot them because the top of the shelf is flat as opposed to rounded. A genuine full pair of tits would have a rounded top
You can always spot them because the top of the shelf is flat as opposed to rounded. A genuine full pair of tits would have a rounded top
What's with the bare shelf? Just let them sag and be proud of them. You ain't fooling anyone darling, there's no shame in being a punctured princess
Bare Shelf by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020
Slumflower
A person of inspiration who is proud of their long saggy tits. These are indeed something to be celebrated and revered. Boob jobs are bad
Slumflower by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020
hollow hooters
My favourite type of breasts. The empty saggy ones that you can squeeze and suck. So soft and pliable. Usually accompanied by eraser nipples
hollow hooters by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020
fanny fingering formula
Here it is boys the formula that you have been waiting for. This simple calculation will tell you how many fingers you can fit into any woman's pussy.
The calculation:
Her shoe size + the number of kids she has minus the number of four-legged pets she has
Example shoe size 5 + 3 kids minus 0 four-legged pets = 8 fingers
Divide that by 2 to get the anal calculation
For reference women with big feet and multiple children have massive gaping beggars canyon like flanges and huge gaping arseholes
The calculation:
Her shoe size + the number of kids she has minus the number of four-legged pets she has
Example shoe size 5 + 3 kids minus 0 four-legged pets = 8 fingers
Divide that by 2 to get the anal calculation
For reference women with big feet and multiple children have massive gaping beggars canyon like flanges and huge gaping arseholes
fanny fingering formula by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020