Falling Fun Bags

Adjective
Tits moving from a higher to a lower level, typically rapidly and without control.
My tits are falling at an accelerated rate. They are falling fun bags
by Working Class Hero January 08, 2021
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her cup runneth over

When your tits are so empty and soft that they spill out over your push up bra

Like a river crashing over a dam my tits are practically liquid
by Working Class Hero January 01, 2021
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fanny fingering formula

Here it is boys the formula that you have been waiting for. This simple calculation will tell you how many fingers you can fit into any woman's pussy.

The calculation:

Her shoe size + the number of kids she has minus the number of four-legged pets she has

Example shoe size 5 + 3 kids minus 0 four-legged pets = 8 fingers

Divide that by 2 to get the anal calculation

For reference women with big feet and multiple children have massive gaping beggars canyon like flanges and huge gaping arseholes
I wonder how big her pussy is? Simple just use the fanny fingering formula
by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020
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Flippers

At first I thought they were flippers
by Working Class Hero December 17, 2020
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Slumflower

A person of inspiration who is proud of their long saggy tits. These are indeed something to be celebrated and revered. Boob jobs are bad
by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020
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Jacked Jugs

My trick to give the impression of big perky breasts

Place washing up sponges at the bottom of each bra cup. This will both lift your breasts but also give them that rounded look above the bra

I find if I don't do this I look like my tits have collapsed inside my bra or they are just not visible at all
by Working Class Hero December 18, 2020
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Tentaculits

Tits that look like octopus tentacles

Long floppy and dangling

Nasty
Come suck on my tentaculits you little simp mother fucker
by Working Class Hero January 08, 2021
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