Here it is boys the formula that you have been waiting for. This simple calculation will tell you how many fingers you can fit into any woman's pussy.
The calculation:
Her shoe size + the number of kids she has minus the number of four-legged pets she has
Example shoe size 5 + 3 kids minus 0 four-legged pets = 8 fingers
Divide that by 2 to get the anal calculation
For reference women with big feet and multiple children have massive gaping beggars canyon like flanges and huge gaping arseholes
The calculation:
Her shoe size + the number of kids she has minus the number of four-legged pets she has
Example shoe size 5 + 3 kids minus 0 four-legged pets = 8 fingers
Divide that by 2 to get the anal calculation
For reference women with big feet and multiple children have massive gaping beggars canyon like flanges and huge gaping arseholes
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Very much like day of the dead these tits should be celebrated because of their remarkable emptiness
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Very much like day of the dead these tits should be celebrated because of their remarkable emptiness
Empty, limp, lifeless tits devoid of meaty flesh. Empty skin bags flopping about like a zombies arms
What you celebrating home? Guavas dos muertos ... tits of the dead. Woah yes those are some seriously empty tits
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