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cock crazy 

The adjective used to describe women and men the cant decide which person (cock) to flirt with that night. Most commen forms of this are teenage girls.
Liz went cock crazy last night at the party.
cock crazy by The R!!! September 30, 2009

Cock crazy 

The desire for a man to have a cock up his ass
John got all cock crazy last night around us
Cock crazy by Tea And Quackers September 7, 2021

Black Cock Crazy 

Any man or woman who can't get enough black cock.
Chloe: Ashley loves getting fucked by big black cocks so much and so often.
Lizzy: She must be black cock crazy.

Crayon Cock 

A slender uncircumcised penis that happens to be the shape of a crayon.
Did you see that guys meat whistle, he's got a bad case of the crayon cock.
Crayon Cock by cravecock December 15, 2010

Crayola Cock-Pit 

Is when 5 men, perferrably in their 40's, sit in a cave and after listening to David Koresh'es teaching on audio cassette tapes, dye there penises opposing colors for initiation into their bridge club.
Token Black Guy #1
"I think having a crayola cock-pit is the best thing John Cusack has done, with his actin career."

Token Black Guy #2
"For sheezee"
Crayola Cock-Pit by RachelleF July 31, 2008

Cockcrasy 

When your cock falls off due to leprosy.
Things were going, till she found out cockcrasy.
Cockcrasy by Cockcracy August 14, 2015
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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