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Definitions by Wordiculous

Beige flag 

Beige flags are a sign that someone is boring or lacks originality.

Beige flags are often generic or very cliche things that many people put in their profiles. Examples are:

- Pictures holding fish
- Statements about tacos
- mentioning the relationships of TV characters
- Offering the choice to ride or die

- Not writing anything in the profile section
Her profile said "I love to laugh." Who doesn't like to laugh? How boring are you if that's all you can think of to tell people? That is the biggest beige flag of all
Beige flag by Wordiculous September 2, 2022

Odo face 

A reference to a Star Trek character whose face was puffy and had no features. Used to describe someone who has had a lot of plastic surgery and face looks alien.
Caitlyn Jenner has had so much work she has permanent Odo face
Odo face by Wordiculous August 18, 2022

Orphaned body part 

When someone shares pictures that are a close-up or cropped to only show one body part. It is commonly done with genitalia and feet, but can be done with any body part. This could be done for different reasons.

For example men may do this by sharing pics of their penises and women by sharing pics of their feet to be sexual.

People who are obese will share these pictures to focus on the one part of their body they are comfortable with or feel is the most attractive.
When someone sends a photo of an orphaned body part and nothing else you know they are hiding something.
It stands for what would Mr Rogers do? The intention is to ask one's self if Mr Rogers was in a similar situation, what action would he take.

It is a play on the acronym "WWJD" and often used by non-religious people or people who do not want to come across as haughty.
The lady is small dog crazy and everything I could think of to say would probably trigger her so I asked myself WWMRD?

I gave her a big hug and told her that it was okay to be afraid. And when we are afraid we have to look for the helpers.
WWMRD by Wordiculous July 25, 2022

Vetocracy 

When a government, group, organization, or any other ruling body is unable to govern because small minorities veto or obstruct decisions and legislation from being enacted
Congress is a complete vetocracy. Right now a single person can block a law just by sending a note saying they want to filibuster.
Vetocracy by Wordiculous July 25, 2022

Point five selfie 

The 0.5 selfie (pronounced "point five selfie") is the Gen Z version of the Myspace pose. It was made popular by social media influencers and other jobless young people that need attention from strangers. Gen Z persons have limited education and work ethic so the steps of a 0.5 selfie are extremely simple.

Step 1: Set your cell phone camera to the widest angle allowed.
Step 2: Stand in a strange position, the more awkward looking. If you can show all four limbs at once that is even better better.
Step 3: Hold camera above head and as far away from the body as possible.
Step 4: Make a face that portrays boredom. Pretend that you are not an "attention whore" and hate having your picture taken
Step 5: Take a picture and repeat at least 15 times while other people with real lives try to maneuver around you.
Step 6: Post to social media while pretending you are important enough that people will care.

If done correctly your head will look very small while your arms and legs will look incredibly large and strangely disproportionate. A good point five selfie will not represent what you truly look like.

For maximum effect these pictures are taken in settings that no one cares what you are doing. Good locations to take them would at a grocery store or riding in an elevator.
I know all my followers really want to see me eating chex mix while standing in a stair well so I should take a point five selfie.

Kate Bush Push 

When a song or similar item of pop culture from decades ago is used in current media and becomes popular to a new audience.

It is in reference to Kate Bush's 1985 song "Running up that hill" and how it became a #1 hit in 2022 after being on the TV show "Stranger Things"
That TV show gave Colin Hay the Kate Bush push so now my son wants all my old Men at Work albums.