E Chuta

"E chuta!" is an untranslatably rude Huttese expression used on C3PO by another protocol droid in "The Empire Strikes Back," shortly before the luckless golden robot is blasted apart by stormtroopers. In context, it appears to be the rough equivalent of "fuck/piss/sod off."
"Can't we put away our blasters and negotiate calmly?"
"E chuta!"
by WordBird September 24, 2005
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sphincter-blink

The natural reaction of your sphincter to contact suddenly and violently when you are embarrassed by something or —especially— FOR someone else.
"Did you see that TV show with the juggler who was performing for the Queen? Wow, I sure did have a sphincter-blink when he dropped all those balls!"
by wordbird June 29, 2006
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TV

Short for "time vacumn", because a television —and any other devise with a screen, such as computers, portable video games, cell phones, etc.— tend to suck your time away without you noticing.
"Sorry I'm late for our wedding, honey. I sat down in front of the TV and didn't see the time pass".

"But Larry ... you don't HAVE a TV!"

"Oh, yeah. I meant my digital camera. I was taking pictures of my penis to get you hot for our honeymoon, and I couldn't stop retouching myself"
by wordbird June 29, 2006
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slug bites

Tender —and very tiny— kisses or nibbling, using the very outside part of the lips to "bite", and gently tug the skin of your loved one (or anonymous sexual partner).
"Man, it was hot ... first we kissed normally, and then she gave me slug bites on my inner thighs. I was seriously boned".
by wordbird June 29, 2006
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fag-out

To act in a homosexual manner when one's (supposed) sexuality is heterosexual. Not quite the same meaning as to "turn gay", but almost.
Dude A: "Dude, what's the deal? I wake up and find you sleeping in my bed! Why don't you sleep in your own? I hope you're not startin' to fag-out on me!"

Dude B: "Don't worry about it, man. It'll only happen once-in-awhile —usually after I suck your cock, like I did last night. And thanks for being cool enough to pretend to be asleep!"
by wordbird July 02, 2006
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monkey wage

Low wages (as in "peanuts").
"What?! You want me to clean that funky toilet with this nasty, hairy, dry sponge and without plastic gloves?
No, no, no ... not even for double the monkey wage you pay me!"
by wordbird June 29, 2006
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negrobilia

"Wow! Where'd you get this old sign that says, 'Colored, Seated in Rear?" That's GREAT negrobilia. Is it authentic?"
by wordbird May 08, 2006
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