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"Wow! Where'd you get this old sign that says, 'Colored, Seated in Rear?" That's GREAT negrobilia. Is it authentic?"
by wordbird May 8, 2006
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Jeepers, Boris, every journalist who writes an article criticizing our president seems to get knocked-off, put into an insane assylum or simply disappears from the face of the earth!
Boris:
Well, what do you expect, Svety? Our president wants the world to think that his not-so-hidden dictatorship is really a democracy . . .
Svetlana: Hmmff ! Everyone knows that our so-called "freedoms" here are just a sham! He's just putting on a good show . . .
Boris:
That's right.... We live in an imacracy. Remember in the old days when everyone voted imacratically?
Svetlana:
Yeah .. for the ONLY candidate!
Both:
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Ah, the simpler days ...
Boris: But you know, Svety, we shouldn't worry too much about these journalists being killed. Afterall, in other countries ---with *real* democracies--- dead people show-up on the voter registration rolls all the time!
Both:
ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
...............................
Jeepers, Boris, every journalist who writes an article criticizing our president seems to get knocked-off, put into an insane assylum or simply disappears from the face of the earth!
Boris:
Well, what do you expect, Svety? Our president wants the world to think that his not-so-hidden dictatorship is really a democracy . . .
Svetlana: Hmmff ! Everyone knows that our so-called "freedoms" here are just a sham! He's just putting on a good show . . .
Boris:
That's right.... We live in an imacracy. Remember in the old days when everyone voted imacratically?
Svetlana:
Yeah .. for the ONLY candidate!
Both:
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Ah, the simpler days ...
Boris: But you know, Svety, we shouldn't worry too much about these journalists being killed. Afterall, in other countries ---with *real* democracies--- dead people show-up on the voter registration rolls all the time!
Both:
ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
...............................
by wordbird August 25, 2007
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No, no, no ... not even for double the monkey wage you pay me!"
No, no, no ... not even for double the monkey wage you pay me!"
by wordbird June 29, 2006
Get the monkey wage mug.(as in a jockey, beating the "cheeks" of his horse to make it run faster)
To be in a rush. To go —especially, to walk— very quickly.
To be in a rush. To go —especially, to walk— very quickly.
"Sorry I'm late. I beat-cheeks to get here on time".
"John got a speeding ticket today. He was beating cheeks to get to the airport when he got pulled over".
"John got a speeding ticket today. He was beating cheeks to get to the airport when he got pulled over".
by wordbird February 12, 2008
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