The natural reaction of your sphincter to contact suddenly and violently when you are embarrassed by something or —especially— FOR someone else.
"Did you see that TV show with the juggler who was performing for the Queen? Wow, I sure did have a sphincter-blink when he dropped all those balls!"
by wordbird June 29, 2006
"What?! You want me to clean that funky toilet with this nasty, hairy, dry sponge and without plastic gloves?
No, no, no ... not even for double the monkey wage you pay me!"
No, no, no ... not even for double the monkey wage you pay me!"
by wordbird June 29, 2006
Tender —and very tiny— kisses or nibbling, using the very outside part of the lips to "bite", and gently tug the skin of your loved one (or anonymous sexual partner).
"Man, it was hot ... first we kissed normally, and then she gave me slug bites on my inner thighs. I was seriously boned".
by wordbird June 29, 2006
Svetlana:
Jeepers, Boris, every journalist who writes an article criticizing our president seems to get knocked-off, put into an insane assylum or simply disappears from the face of the earth!
Boris:
Well, what do you expect, Svety? Our president wants the world to think that his not-so-hidden dictatorship is really a democracy . . .
Svetlana: Hmmff ! Everyone knows that our so-called "freedoms" here are just a sham! He's just putting on a good show . . .
Boris:
That's right.... We live in an imacracy. Remember in the old days when everyone voted imacratically?
Svetlana:
Yeah .. for the ONLY candidate!
Both:
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Ah, the simpler days ...
Boris: But you know, Svety, we shouldn't worry too much about these journalists being killed. Afterall, in other countries ---with *real* democracies--- dead people show-up on the voter registration rolls all the time!
Both:
ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
...............................
Jeepers, Boris, every journalist who writes an article criticizing our president seems to get knocked-off, put into an insane assylum or simply disappears from the face of the earth!
Boris:
Well, what do you expect, Svety? Our president wants the world to think that his not-so-hidden dictatorship is really a democracy . . .
Svetlana: Hmmff ! Everyone knows that our so-called "freedoms" here are just a sham! He's just putting on a good show . . .
Boris:
That's right.... We live in an imacracy. Remember in the old days when everyone voted imacratically?
Svetlana:
Yeah .. for the ONLY candidate!
Both:
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Ah, the simpler days ...
Boris: But you know, Svety, we shouldn't worry too much about these journalists being killed. Afterall, in other countries ---with *real* democracies--- dead people show-up on the voter registration rolls all the time!
Both:
ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
...............................
by wordbird August 21, 2007