Woody Thomas's definitions

Dick the Bruiser

legendary pro wrestler in the 60s and 70s. Probably never used an actual wrestling hold his whole career. Mostly just pummelled opponests with his fist, also liked to throw them out of the ring and bash their head on the timekeeper's table. Other nicknmaes included "The Psychopath," "The Missing Link," and "The Most Dangerous Man Alive." Built like a fireplug at about 5'7" 240 lbs. Died of a heart attack while doing bench presses at home in 1991. Real name William Afflis.

Dick the Bruiser went from villain to fan favorite in St. Louis when he got into a feud with Black Jack Lanza.

by Woody Thomas December 25, 2008

vulva

The most beautiful, delicious thing in the world. More commonly known as a pussy. The vulva is the external part of the pussy, commonly misidentified as the "vagina," which is actually the inside part.

It's amazing that so many people are uneducated and refer to a vulva as a vagina. Idiots!

by Woody Thomas May 14, 2007

vulva

the most beautiful, delicious thing in the world. More commonly known as the pussy. The vulva is the external part of the pussy, constantly misidentified as a "vagina," which is the inside part.

It's amazing how many people are so uneducated and refer to a vulva as a vagina. Idiots!

by Woody Thomas December 26, 2008

two fingers in the air

A way of saying I'm leaving, or goodbye, peace.

You all take care; for me it's two fingers in the air

by Woody Thomas December 27, 2008

diamond sombrero

a more humiliating feat than the golden sombrero. 0 for 5 with 5 strikeouts. I don't believe even that bum Jim Edmonds has done it. However, Andrew Jones of the Braves did it the other night.

Many a player has worn the golden sombrero but few have worn the diamond sombrero

by Woody Thomas June 13, 2007

last kick at the cat

A final opportunity to accomplish something, usually after previous unsuccessful tries or else no previous opportunity at all.

This will be the coach's last kick at the cat to win a championship; he's retiring after this year.

by Woody Thomas July 20, 2008

FABULOUS FURRY FREAK BROTHERS

The subject of hilarious underground comics circa 1970. The Freak Brothers, along with their contemporary Doper Dan, were hippie slackers whose only ambition in life was to get stoned. It is advised to be very stoned when reading these publications.

After getting stoned out of my mind, I fell on the floor laughing and yelling 'author!' 'author!' after reading the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers.

by Woody Thomas December 28, 2008