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Definitions by Woody Thomas

Tie Domi 

A short, but devasting hockey fighter. Listed at 5'10" but is probably 5'8" actually. Lefty. Has knocked out guys twice his size. Still in the league after 14 years of brawling.
Tie Domi has fought every tough guy in the league.
Tie Domi by Woody Thomas January 8, 2006

Albanian Aggressor 

Nickname of legendary hockey tough guy Tie Domi (see)
In this corner, from Windsor, Ontario, weighing 186 pounds, Tie...the Albanian Aggressor...DOE-MEE! And in that corner, also hailing from Windsor, Ontario, weighing in at 221 pounds, the National Hockey League heavyweight champion, Bad...Bob...PRO-BERT!

sugar in his shorts

I do believe Dennis has a little sugar in his shorts

midnight cowboy 

Movie starring Dustin Hoffman as Ratso Rizzo (from the Bronx) and a very young Jon Voight as Joe Buck (from Texas). It is the story of their misadventures trying to survive in New York City. Won Best Picture in 1969. Buck had come to NYC thinking he could make a living selling his body to women. When that plan failed, he resorted to seeking gay males as customers. The term midnight cowboy has been used meaning a male (straight or gay) who prowls for gay men who will pay him for sex.
I have seen Midnight Cowboy approximately 50 times.
midnight cowboy by Woody Thomas January 8, 2006
a super thick ice cream product, actually frozen custard. The original and world's best can be found at Ted Drewe's Frozen Custard in south St. Louis. You can stick a spoon it it and turn it upside down and the spoon stays stuck in the custard.
I waited in line half an hour at Ted Drewe's to get a chocolate concrete.
concrete by Woody Thomas January 8, 2006

belly bomber 

What St. Louisans affectionately call a White Castle hamburger. Also known as sliders or rectum wreckers.
We went to Whitey's and got a sack of belly bombers around four in the morning.
belly bomber by Woody Thomas January 7, 2006
a vaginal fart, referenced in National Lampoon years ago
she let out a big ol' prell after I pulled out
prell by Woody Thomas January 5, 2006