b-day jip

completely forgetting someone's birthday but pretending like you didn't... but it's obvious you forgot. especially since you just wrapped up your stapler and tried to pass it off as the fab-u-lo-so gift of the year.

We pulled a b-day jip on Neil.
Dino got a jipped b-day card.

by Woody June 19, 2006

rockit

slang for idiot. mainly used by neds

"aw man, your a pure rockit!"

by Woody August 18, 2004

ratziekunt

A wog term referring to the hairstyle; ratzie(rats tale).

Kella Ratziekunt, fuckin kella, it looks good with the kappa tracksuit kunt.

by Woody April 10, 2005

Eyebrow Theory

The colour of one's eyebrow is mirrored by the colour of the pubes. Nuff said.

Tom: "Bell, what colour are your pubes?"

Bell: "Fuck off you dirty bastard, i aint telling you that. You're gonna get a beating!!!"

Woody: "Same as his eyebrows. It's a proven philosophical concept."

by Woody February 26, 2004

Turd Gurgler

Someone who consistaly gurglers turds.

For example: Someone who steals your last pair of socks is a "Turd gurgler"

by Woody November 01, 2004

Coathanger and towel technique

If you ever need to catch a mouse, get it under the microwave. block any exits with a towel/cloth and then flush it out with a coathanger.

Paul and Taz rejoiced triumphantly when the bastard mouse was captured. Then the fat arab put it outside and it died. Poor little shit.

by Woody November 23, 2004

di di mau

To unass an AO (area of operations), normally because Charlie (or Baghdad Bob or some other bad guy)is about to do you doggie style.

Lieutenant: "Looks like the enemy is advancing."
Sergeant: "Yes sir. Time to di di mau before we get boofed."
Lieutenant: "What?"
Sergeant: "We should fall back before they get behind us, sir."

by Woody September 10, 2004