Wizards Sleeve's definitions

milfellate

Verb. The act of being fellated by a milf.

Dude 1: "Hey dude, why the big smile?"
Dude 2: "Yeah!! I've just been milfellated."
Dude 1: "Way to go! Who's the lips then?"
Dude 2: "Your mom."
Dude 1: "WTF?"

by Wizards Sleeve May 20, 2005

Lesbos

This is a district under the government of a prefect (or prefecture) in Greece. It's made up of a number of islands in the Aegean Sea.

According to Greek mythology, the god of the islands was called 'Lesbos.'

An ancient poet called Sappho wrote about love between women about 2700 years ago and that's where we get the term 'lesbian' from.

Apparently, Sappho's poetry was pretty hot stuff and the Christians didn't like it. Little of it remains today thanks to a policy of it being destroyed by those against it.

Greek 1: "Behold! Across the Aegean sail the lovers Clitus Enormos and Vulva Maximus from the islands of Lesbos!"
Greek 2: "I'm hard as a temple pillar already!"

by Wizards Sleeve July 15, 2008

honey mown

Cunnilingus. Specifically, lesbian pussy licking. Where a woman has the sweetest of sweet juice and other women make a bee-line for the honey pot.

Dude 1: "I hear that chick likes other chicks, man!"
Dude 2: "Aye, Dawg. She likes to get her honey mown by other hotties."

by Wizards Sleeve February 26, 2007

Ghost snot

Yet another word for jizz. This time it's the stuff that a dude leaves on his girlfriend’s face when she's asleep and he's got home late and pissed up, thinking it's a laugh. Most often first detected the morning after.

Delia (waking up): "What the fuck is this all over my face!"
Jack (very hung over): "Errrr .... ghost snot?"

by Wizards Sleeve June 21, 2005

Dover

Proper noun. Town on south east coast of England. Pop. around 35,000, 22 miles from Calais.

Key features: Magnificent castle, Roman Painted House, stunning cliffs, United Kingdom's busiest ferry port. One of the Cinque Ports.

Also one of the easiest places in Britain to get one's head kicked in.

Town's official charter: "If you want a fight, try Dover on a Friday night. Some of the head cases here can shove your shit back a fortnight."

by Wizards Sleeve May 20, 2005

Mersey steamer

Northern English term originating in Liverpool. A very large and noxious shit.

Scouser 1 (just vacating a toilet): "Keep out of there mate."
Scouser 2: "Why, mate?"
Scouser 3 (wafting his hand): "I've just berthed a Mersey steamer!"

by Wizards Sleeve February 15, 2007

romance bone

Medical, noun. Another word for the penis.

Dude 1: "How was your date with that chick last night, my man?"

Dude 2: "Awesome. I bought her one drink and next thing she was down on me sucking off my romance bone."

Dude 1: "Way to go!"

by Wizards Sleeve December 6, 2009