frost this face

An instruction given by a porn star to a co-star in order to get him to lose his mess over her face.

Porn Star (Female): "Come on you bastad! Frost this face you cock monkey!"
Porn Star (Male): "Eeuuuuuuuuurrrghh ... one load of jizz ... coming up!" <SPOODGE>"

by Wizards Sleeve January 17, 2007

porn stars pop shot

An unexpected arrival. So named, because of the startled look of the average porn starlet when the money shot hits them in the face.

Lady Clematis looked up at Lord D'Cockworthy with a look of total surprise for he had just delivered a porn stars pop shot right between her emerald eyes.

by Wizards Sleeve September 24, 2006

spidering

Yet another term for anal sex. This one is when that damn old asshole is a big hairy bastard - like a spider. As found on dirty women who don't know Jack Shit about shaving.

Dude 1: "That new chick from Accounts? She's one hairy bitch!"
Dude 2: "Yeah! Time to go spidering, Dawg!"

by Wizards Sleeve February 03, 2007

womb on wheels

A pram. Once the baby has dropped, mum now pushes it in a womb on wheels in front of her.

"See that chick? Nice ass, nice rack. I'd tap her up if it weren't for her damn womb on wheels."

by Wizards Sleeve July 17, 2006

bitcht

An adjective that describes the state of your face after your woman has given you a slap for dissing her.

Dude 1: "Dude, whazzup your face?"
Dude 2: "Charmaine bitcht it up last night when we wuz fightin."
Dude 1: "What you say, man?"
Dude 2 "All I said was 'you's an irrational, hormone driven bag of cellulite' and she bitcht me like."

by Wizards Sleeve May 19, 2005

trawlerman's glove

Noun, British. A large, capacious, raggedy and smelly pussy. So named because of the resemblance to a well used glove as worn by a trawlerman on a deep-sea fishing boat.

Dude 1: "You seen that new girl in Accounts? She looks like a babe."
Dude 2: "Beware, Dawg. May look good but she got a minge like a trawlerman's glove."
Dude 1: "No shit! Thanks man."

by Wizards Sleeve April 26, 2009

wear the fox hat

Having a woman sitting on your face. A woman with a very large hairy bush. And if she is a red-head, it is a perfect fox hat.

Dude 1: "Tonight my friend, I shall wear the fox hat."
Dude 2: "Yo Dawg! Way to go, my man."

by Wizards Sleeve March 06, 2007