These are the tattoos found on various parts of a slag's body. When said slag went into the tattoo parlour, they belived they were getting some meaningful hieroglyphics with deep and ancient derivation ... wrong. From: slag + hieroglyphics.
Tattoo dude 1: "Hey! I just gave some fat minger a real set of slagoglyphics."
Tattoo dude 2: "What they say?"
Tattoo dude 1: "I just wrote 'I AM A COCKSUCKER' in Japanese - got the graphics from Google!"
Tattoo dude 2: "What they say?"
Tattoo dude 1: "I just wrote 'I AM A COCKSUCKER' in Japanese - got the graphics from Google!"
by Wizards Sleeve June 01, 2005
"Man that new chick in Accounts, she may look like a thunder pig, but damn! That broad has a fine silk slipper!"
by Wizards Sleeve February 26, 2007
by Wizards Sleeve January 17, 2007
Another word for an erection. This is a measure of hardness of the boner. On the grounds that a Chinese word search is pretty damn hard, then if you are as hard as one then you have a very fine erection.
Dude 1: "Whoa man! Did you see that chick's hooters?"
Dude 2: "No shit! I'm hard as a Chinese word search!"
Dude 2: "No shit! I'm hard as a Chinese word search!"
by Wizards Sleeve January 05, 2007
Noun, refers to one's anger emotion.
Not to be confused with a viral disease that affects animals like dogs and cats or a kind of paint.
Not to be confused with a viral disease that affects animals like dogs and cats or a kind of paint.
Dude 1: "Charmaine sent me to the vet for a checkout."
Dude 2: "WTF?"
Dude 1: "Yeah, Dude, she says I got distemper when we is fightin."
Dude 2: "WTF?"
Dude 1: "Yeah, Dude, she says I got distemper when we is fightin."
by Wizards Sleeve May 19, 2005
Plural noun of cumfart. This is where a chick takes several doses of spoodge in the ass, gradually building hydraulic pressure up with each arriving delivery (piston or bike pump like) and then expels the whole 'cocktail' at great speed and with a loud, long Bronx cheer.
"My god she's a whore. She reckoned she took the whole team and made a record breaking cumfart cocktail."
by Wizards Sleeve July 17, 2006
Describing a big fat sloppy pussy. So called because when you fuck one of these mush buckets, it sounds just like a welly in soft mud.
Dude 1: "That fat chick you used to go out with. She was good in the sack?"
Dude 2: "Yeah, real juicy - man she sounded like a welly in the mud some nights!"
Dude 1: "Awesome!"
Dude 2: "Yeah, real juicy - man she sounded like a welly in the mud some nights!"
Dude 1: "Awesome!"
by Wizards Sleeve September 04, 2006