Definitions by Wizards Sleeve

Furious Five 

Verb. To masturbate. After a hard day at work, a man needs an Adventure With The Furious Five to relieve himself of surplus testosterone and spoodge.

"I was stuck on that train for an hour pressed up against sweaty MILF and dirty slags. When I got home I had to give it the Furious Five to get the stress off."

Furious Five by Wizards Sleeve July 17, 2006

cumfart cocktail

Plural noun of cumfart. This is where a chick takes several doses of spoodge in the ass, gradually building hydraulic pressure up with each arriving delivery (piston or bike pump like) and then expels the whole 'cocktail' at great speed and with a loud, long Bronx cheer.

"My god she's a whore. She reckoned she took the whole team and made a record breaking cumfart cocktail."

cumfart cocktail by Wizards Sleeve July 17, 2006

front wedgie 

Another name for a camel toe.

When a chick's pants or knickers or swim-suit is sooo tight that she splits her beaver for you to see.

"Sweet Jesus, that slut give herself a damn fine front wedgie. Man I could count her pubes."

front wedgie by Wizards Sleeve July 2, 2006

blood pressure 

It's what the urban gang does to 'nother gang who show them no goddam muthafuckin' respect.

"Man, those bitches is dissin' us and we gonna put them under blood pressure."

blood pressure by Wizards Sleeve June 14, 2006

baby brunch

Boobs; particularly the loaded ones you see on preggos.

"Did you see that MILF just now? Wow, she had plenty of baby brunch hanging out front."

baby brunch by Wizards Sleeve June 12, 2006

preggasaurus 

Noun. Huge lumbering creature with massive breasts, ferocious appetite and very slow, ungainly walk.

Derived from Greek: preggo = "knocked up chick" + sauros = "lizard".

"Wow, I didn't see Nicki for ages since she got knocked up. She's a real 8 month preggasaurus now.

preggasaurus by Wizards Sleeve June 12, 2006

fuel rod

Noun, nuclear physics. A fuel rod is a tube packed with pellets of a fissionable material such as Uranium 235. Many rods are placed in a nuclear reactor where they undergo fission, releasing huge amounts of energy.

Noun, anatomical. A male penis. Placed in a vagina it is capable of releasing huge quantities of spermatozoa which look like little fish.

Dude 1: "Man last night was amazing!"
Dude 2: "How so?"
Dude 1: "My chick's reactor was hot so I stuck in my fuel rod, emptied it and she had a frickin' melt down like Three Mile Island!"

fuel rod by Wizards Sleeve December 27, 2005