distemper

Noun, refers to one's anger emotion.

Not to be confused with a viral disease that affects animals like dogs and cats or a kind of paint.
Dude 1: "Charmaine sent me to the vet for a checkout."
Dude 2: "WTF?"
Dude 1: "Yeah, Dude, she says I got distemper when we is fightin."
by Wizards Sleeve May 19, 2005
mugGet the distempermug.

shitter to spitter

British variation of ass to mouth namely the disgusting act of taking a cock that has just been pulled from an ass and sucking it off.

Popluar in porn movies.
Dude 1: "How hot is your new girlfriend Dawg?"
Dude 2: "Well, she did shitter to spitter with me last night."
Dude 1: "Fair play! What a fucking bad-ass ho!"
by Wizards Sleeve November 20, 2009
mugGet the shitter to spittermug.

barrack room biscuit

Military. A very unpleasant thing. So named from squadie wanking contests. The resulting 'barrack room biscuit' is covered in a lot of spoodge (and is usually force fed to the last man to shoot).
Dude 1: "D'ya see that chick's face in 'Bukkake Cum-fest Volume 9'? What a mess!"
Dude 2: "Yeah, Dawg. Bad as a barrack room biscuit."
by Wizards Sleeve October 01, 2006
mugGet the barrack room biscuitmug.

romance bone

Dude 1: "How was your date with that chick last night, my man?"

Dude 2: "Awesome. I bought her one drink and next thing she was down on me sucking off my romance bone."

Dude 1: "Way to go!"
by Wizards Sleeve December 06, 2009
mugGet the romance bonemug.

front wedgie

Another name for a camel toe.

When a chick's pants or knickers or swim-suit is sooo tight that she splits her beaver for you to see.
"Sweet Jesus, that slut give herself a damn fine front wedgie. Man I could count her pubes."
by Wizards Sleeve July 02, 2006
mugGet the front wedgiemug.

Nurse Helga Bumgames

A mythical 6 foot blonde nurse who works in Stockholm General Hospital, Sweden. Or just a ho in a nurse's costume in Kings Cross, London.

Whatever the condition her male patients might have, Nurse Helga Bumgames would administer a lingering and pleasurable anal probe for a modest fee.

Her popularity is the stuff of legend.
Swede 1: "Jah, though I had broken all my legsh and armsh, my shtay in veh hoshpital was great."
Swede 2: "I she you had the honour of being attended by Nurse Helga Bumgames."
Swede 1: "Jah!"
by Wizards Sleeve August 18, 2006
mugGet the Nurse Helga Bumgamesmug.

Thames barge

A big ugly woman who is an easy fuck. So named because of the similarity to the trash barges that go up and down the river Thames in London which everyone dumps their mess into.
Dude 1: "That girl in Accounts, the fat one, everyone in the department has fucked her!"
Dude 2: "Yeah - a real Thames barge."
by Wizards Sleeve September 03, 2006
mugGet the Thames bargemug.