Definitions by Wizards Sleeve
fuckscope
A clever device built into a man's brain. The fuckscope is able to locate, range find and allow precise navigation in a crowded bar/club to an available fuck.
Dude 1: "I was out last night and my fuckscope scored a direct hit."
Dude 2: "Yeah? Way to go!"
Dude 1: "Yeah, hot damn bitch, fucked my goddam brains out!"
Dude 2: "Yeah? Way to go!"
Dude 1: "Yeah, hot damn bitch, fucked my goddam brains out!"
fuckscope by Wizards Sleeve August 17, 2006
unwonked
"I'd been on the slack for days, then Paige appeared with her massive bangers and my dick unwonked itself in 2 seconds flat."
unwonked by Wizards Sleeve August 9, 2006
road kill week
Yet another description of a woman's period. This one deriving from the fact they stink like road kill downstairs in that off-games week.
Dude 1: "Dawg, that chick is the worst. She's in a rage and stinks."
Dude 2: "No shit, Bro. Must be road kill week."
Dude 2: "No shit, Bro. Must be road kill week."
road kill week by Wizards Sleeve August 9, 2006
Ralgex and rocksalt
The very worst sexual feeling one can experience. Describes a very unpleasant penetrative fuck.
Ralgex is a warming muscle rub sold in the UK and rocksalt is just gritty and nasty. Anyone who feels like this in the ass or pussy is plain horrid and probably diseased, or an overbanged ho.
Ralgex is a warming muscle rub sold in the UK and rocksalt is just gritty and nasty. Anyone who feels like this in the ass or pussy is plain horrid and probably diseased, or an overbanged ho.
Dude 1: "How was your date last night, Dawg?"
Dude 2: "She looked fine but felt like Ralgex and rocksalt when she took it up the marmite motorway* my man!"
* Hershey Highway for American readers.
Dude 2: "She looked fine but felt like Ralgex and rocksalt when she took it up the marmite motorway* my man!"
* Hershey Highway for American readers.
Ralgex and rocksalt by Wizards Sleeve August 8, 2006
slug trailed
Where a woman rides your face and leaves a magnificent trail of goo across it. It feels like a huge, Amazonian giant jungle slug has crawled round your face.
slug trailed by Wizards Sleeve August 6, 2006
You sir
Two words placed before a gross insult. Implies politeness but then delivers a brutal slam dunk to the recipient. Very British.
Dude 1: "You worthless motherfuckin' dawg!"
Dude 2: "You sir, are a cunt."
Liverpool Fan: "Eh, eh! Stuffed yer arse in the Cup Final!!"
West Ham Fan: "You sir, are a Scouse Wanker."
Dude 2: "You sir, are a cunt."
Liverpool Fan: "Eh, eh! Stuffed yer arse in the Cup Final!!"
West Ham Fan: "You sir, are a Scouse Wanker."
You sir by Wizards Sleeve July 30, 2006
Krakafatty
The legendary fattest ho in Indonesia. Similar in shape, temperament and size to the volcanic island in the Sunda Strait between Java and Sumatra which blew itself to bits in 1883.
"I just been to visit Krakafatty. She's a 300 pounds piece of yellow ho-ass and when she goes off you is as good as dead."
Krakafatty by Wizards Sleeve July 27, 2006