Wiseman's definitions

blatantly homosexual

Anything that is so obviously gay it has to be called out.

Dude, I can't believe you like the Backstreet Boys. That is blatantly homosexual!

by Wiseman July 25, 2006

standing at attention

An erect penis. Otherwise known as a boner, hard on, stiffie, woodrow, woody, etc.

After watching porn for a while, my little soldier was standing at attention.

by Wiseman July 25, 2006

prolapsed sphincter

A condition in which the anus has basically been turned inside out or dropped from its normal position. Often a result of repeated straining while trying to defecate or trauma from sodomy.

That child molester in cell block 19 had a prolapsed sphincter after the other inmates got a hold of him in the shower.

by Wiseman July 25, 2006

gag a maggot

Expression used to describe something extremely revolting or disgusting.

1) Carrie had a face that could gag a maggot.
2) When Bruce farted it was enough to gag a maggot.

by Wiseman July 17, 2006

nasty gram

An e-mail written in a tone that is confrontational. It is often petty and lacking in tact. A nasty gram can be venomous, incendiary, and/or hateful as well.

Jeff didn't have the balls to talk to me so instead he sent me a nasty gram.

by Wiseman July 14, 2006

Fletcher

An angry blowharded asshole who often loses his temper and screams at co-workers at his place of employment.

Don would always lose his cool and scream at the other supervisors when he was having a bad day. Fucking Fletcher!

by Wiseman July 14, 2006

BACT

Best Available Control Technology - Used in reference to pollution control in a manufacturing facility. When a new piece of equipment is installed in a factory, the best available method of controlling pollution available on the market at the time must be put in place with it.

The EPA dictated that we follow the BACT guidelines when building our new refinery.

by Wiseman July 14, 2006