Wiseman's definitions

HR

Human Resources. A non-value added component of many large companies. Human resources is a worthless division in a company that often has power beyond its members' level of intelligence. Human resources generally spends most of its time justifying its existence.

I can't believe those assholes in HR fucked me over again! I should have gotten a promotion by now and they sabatoged my chances by putting a bunch of BS in my file.

by Wiseman July 11, 2006

Oh God

A common expression uttered when one is about to climax or reach orgasm.

"Oh, that feels sooo good. Don't stop, yes, yes, OH GOD!"

by Wiseman July 26, 2006

little soldier

Slang term for a penis.

After watching porn for a while, my little soldier was standing at attention.

by Wiseman July 26, 2006

E85

A fuel blend for automobiles that is 85% ethanol and 15% gasoline. Becoming more and more popular as a way to reduce the USA's dependence on foreign oil.

Jake's new car had a fuel flexible engine so he pulled into the new service station and filled up with E85.

by Wiseman July 10, 2006

gag a maggot

Expression used to describe something extremely revolting or disgusting.

1) Carrie had a face that could gag a maggot.
2) When Bruce farted it was enough to gag a maggot.

by Wiseman July 17, 2006

peter dragon

The author of the book, "Trails in the Sand"

Have you read, "Trails in the Sand", by Peter Dragon?

by Wiseman September 5, 2008

BACT

Best Available Control Technology - Used in reference to pollution control in a manufacturing facility. When a new piece of equipment is installed in a factory, the best available method of controlling pollution available on the market at the time must be put in place with it.

The EPA dictated that we follow the BACT guidelines when building our new refinery.

by Wiseman July 14, 2006