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Perak

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A pompous, self congratulating asshole whose only interest in life is to make himself look good at the expense of others.
I hate working with our maintenance manager, Denny. What a Perak!
by Wiseman July 11, 2006
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Wheeler

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An executive who promotes a good 'ol boy network in his company. One who likes 'yes men' surrounding him and is clueless to the real goings on in his factory. A manager who hates outsiders and outside influences in his place of business.
Bob indirectly ruined many a good career by allowing his cronies to wreak havoc with the workers in his factory. What a Wheeler!
by Wiseman July 11, 2006
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HR

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Human Resources. A non-value added component of many large companies. Human resources is a worthless division in a company that often has power beyond its members' level of intelligence. Human resources generally spends most of its time justifying its existence.
I can't believe those assholes in HR fucked me over again! I should have gotten a promotion by now and they sabatoged my chances by putting a bunch of BS in my file.
by Wiseman July 11, 2006
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NVA

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Non-Value Added. Synonymous with HR
HR is a total NVA department. All they do is screw the people who actually contribute to the bottom line of this company and talk about lunch plans for the next day.
by Wiseman July 11, 2006
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Schevers

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A totally hot blonde girl with a killer body and a gorgeous face.
Erin was the hottest girl I'd ever seen. She could have been in Playboy if she'd wanted to. What a Schevers!
by Wiseman July 11, 2006
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the good part

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What a guy fast forwards to when he is watching porn and is about ready to blow his wad.
Oh man, get to the good part now! I'm ready to cum!
by Wiseman July 11, 2006
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the catch

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The act of ejaculating into a rag or other receptacle when masturbating so as not to make a mess.
Clint needed to jack off again. He was out of Kleenex so he used a dirty sock for the catch.
by Wiseman July 10, 2006
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