Wise Man's definitions

dentist

A rich chap that sticks needles in your gums, wrenches around all your teeth, drills holes in your teeth, and bruises your face to fuck. Then he charges you loads of money.

Wish i was a dentist......

by Wise Man November 5, 2003

OI OI

A loud greeting to be given to freinds in public areas, the louder the better in order to make passers by shit their pants.

Me: OI OI!!!!!!!!!!!!
Neil: OI OI!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Passer By: <Sqeulch>

by Wise Man October 10, 2003

Swervigo

The feeling of exhaustion you get when you have avoided so many peoples calls/enquiries at work.

I gave so many people the swerve today, i'm knackered.

by Wise Man November 5, 2003

The Last Great Console

The NES, predecessor to the SNES, nothing ever filled the gap that the NES left gaping, don't get me wrong, the SNES was good, but i always missed my NES

Antiques auction:
Auctioneer: And lot no 112 is a marvellous piece, a Nintendo Entrtainment System, complete with 'light gun'

by Wise Man July 17, 2003

chinese essay

When you are extremely close to shitting your pants and the turd has already begun to sprout it can draw patterns in your pants when you walk. The resulting pattern can be likened to a chinese essay.

Neil: Look at Stu doing the john wayne walk to the bog.
Me: Yeah, he must be writing a chinese essay in there.

by Wise Man October 7, 2003

FIERCE

Irish for face.

Liggature, yeff gutter fierce lekka paira tets!!

by Wise Man July 15, 2003

hatch a monster loaf

To deliver a large amount of excrement in one piece.

I was on the bog this morning and i hatched a monster loaf, i swear it was coming out sideways!!

by Wise Man July 11, 2003