Pumpy Trousers

An amusing term i heard a radio dj use to refer to someone with a 'gas problem'

Since you started your spinach and lemonade diet you've become a real pumpy trousers

by Wise Man November 13, 2003

monstered

To drink to too much, to be drunk.

Last night i got absolutely monstered

by Wise Man July 11, 2003

Crikey Moses

An exclamation of surprise, like when I test drove my car for the first time and the turbo came in.

Me: Mmm, sounds ok, bit slow though.

2 seconds later...

Car: Fsssssssssssssssssstttttt Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap Ptchooooooooooo
Me: CRIKEY MOSES!!!!!!!!

by Wise Man November 20, 2003

courtesy cough

Something that you do when you need to fart in a public place, and you know it's gonna be a loud one.

My Courtesy cough covered the noise, but there was no way i could cover the smell =D

by Wise Man October 07, 2003

Ja Rule

See raging squits

Aww my guts are killin me, i think i've gotta take a Ja Rule

by Wise Man November 20, 2003

Swervigo

The feeling of exhaustion you get when you have avoided so many peoples calls/enquiries at work.

I gave so many people the swerve today, i'm knackered.

by Wise Man November 05, 2003

pob

Freaky puppet that used to be on channel 4. His main routine consisted of spitting all over thecamera lens, writing his name in the 'fog' and then getting his pink and yellow striped jumper unravelled.

Peh - ooh - beh

by Wise Man October 06, 2003