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Definitions by Wise Man

The female genitalia, fanny, flange, grindle, hairy axe wound, clout, muff, minge, beef curtains, cock wash etc etc
Her skirt was so short, i could see her mooie
Mooie by Wise Man July 15, 2003
liggat tha tets on that foyn filli!
tets by Wise Man July 15, 2003
Irish for face.
Liggature, yeff gutter fierce lekka paira tets!!
FIERCE by Wise Man July 15, 2003
1) An unpleasant member of the female species, usually due to physical appearance/smell
2) The male genitalia
1) Look at the state of that beast over there, she STINKS
2) .....then she said yes, so i got me beast out
beast by Wise Man July 15, 2003
to fall over or crash badly resulting in great injury or damage
Stu: How did you break your legs?
Al: I was running down the stairs and i stacked it big time
stack by Wise Man July 15, 2003
An Estate Agency term for someone who uses hours of your time to view every house available three times, then says they're not looking anymore, also a carpet treader
That applicant was a f**king waster!!!
waster by Wise Man July 14, 2003

carpet treader 

See waster, basically an estate ageny term for a person who just likes to look at houses to be nosy, with no intention to buy.
That person is just a carpet treader.
carpet treader by Wise Man July 14, 2003