Wise Man's definitions

bang

1) Sound made by any pneumatically inflated object when burst.
2) Slang word for sex.

1) "Just a couple more puffs and your baloon will be full" BANG!!!!
2) Stu: So, what did ya do last night?
Al: I banged my girlfreind man.

by Wise Man October 9, 2003

Key Hole Surgery

When you wrap a towel around your forefinger and give your ringpiece a good scrub after taking a shower.

Mary: Whats all these brown marks on the towel?
Bill: Oh, sorry, i was doing some key hole surgery.

by Wise Man November 19, 2003

tree

the number after two if you're irish

wuun, too, tree, for, foyve etc

by Wise Man July 21, 2003

tuna bap

Crap

Hey guys, i'm going for a tuna bap, see you in 20.

by Wise Man October 2, 2003

dentist

A rich chap that sticks needles in your gums, wrenches around all your teeth, drills holes in your teeth, and bruises your face to fuck. Then he charges you loads of money.

Wish i was a dentist......

by Wise Man November 5, 2003

Chocolate Slugs

When you take a shit in the wash hand basin and the turds slide down the sides of the sink leaving trails. Excellent when used against sworn enemies, especially effective is you have a case of the raging squits or ja rule

Heh heh, lets go, i just left Rob some chocolate slugs with a little bit of the raging squits at the end

by Wise Man November 20, 2003

Baby Gravy

Male semen

I left my baby gravy all over her face

by Wise Man July 11, 2003