Facts published by a legitimate news organization, to give a correct and realistic account of an event, situation or person.
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"No Clive, it's just a Butcher's Gust. Sorry mate."
"No Clive, it's just a Butcher's Gust. Sorry mate."
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Get the Butcher's Gust mug.The practice of inserting fruit into the vagina and eating it out, while simultaneously stimulating the vagina and clitoris; the healthy bedtime snack that perfectly wraps up the five-a-day nutrition guidelines recommended by the World Health Organization.
"Johnny, shall we grab some wings and play pool tonight?"
"Sorry buddy, no - Jessica and I have already planned to have fruit and vag. Perhaps some other time"
"Sorry buddy, no - Jessica and I have already planned to have fruit and vag. Perhaps some other time"
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"Isn't it wonderful being on vacation? I can't stop thinking about Johnny Cubicle, slaving away back at the office".
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"Why did Tom freak out at the gym today, just because that dude got to the squat rack before him?"
"Ignore Tom...he just has third wave rage".
"Ignore Tom...he just has third wave rage".
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