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"What the heck is that....did someone open a pack of ham?"
"No Clive, it's just a Butcher's Gust. Sorry mate."
"No Clive, it's just a Butcher's Gust. Sorry mate."
by WillyCravemore September 29, 2020
Get the Butcher's Gust mug.The practice of inserting fruit into the vagina and eating it out, while simultaneously stimulating the vagina and clitoris; the healthy bedtime snack that perfectly wraps up the five-a-day nutrition guidelines recommended by the World Health Organization.
"Johnny, shall we grab some wings and play pool tonight?"
"Sorry buddy, no - Jessica and I have already planned to have fruit and vag. Perhaps some other time"
"Sorry buddy, no - Jessica and I have already planned to have fruit and vag. Perhaps some other time"
by WillyCravemore June 21, 2018
Get the Fruit and Vag mug.Facts published by a legitimate news organization, to give a correct and realistic account of an event, situation or person.
by WillyCravemore June 24, 2018
Get the Fake News mug.That “text” you forgot to send, realizing only when your wife asks to borrow your phone - to buy 30 seconds to clear your Safari history and double check the contents of your photo album.
by WillyCravemore June 24, 2018
Get the Text Amnesia mug.A catch-all name for empty, soul-destroyed office workers who spend the 9-5 wishing they were suffering from terminal cancer.
"Isn't it wonderful being on vacation? I can't stop thinking about Johnny Cubicle, slaving away back at the office".
by WillyCravemore July 6, 2018
Get the Johnny Cubicle mug.Looking down into the toilet bowl after a loud defecation, to find it littered with droplets of light brown liquid shit, resembling the delicious batter of a coffee cake.
by WillyCravemore June 21, 2018
Get the Cake Batter Splatter mug.A young girl, typically aged between 17 and 23, who walks around with a yoga mat sticking out of her rucksack and is active on Instagram.
by WillyCravemore June 24, 2018
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