1.When you walk around like an elephant with an arm hanging( to signify a trunk) in front of someone who needs to shut the fuck up.. typically done in front of crowds to embarress the asshat who won't shut it...
2. Snuffies bastard son
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2. Snuffies bastard son
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Goddamn ...Tyler talks so much shit.. time to do the shutthefuckuppiccus..maybe then he'll shut his trap.
by Willie shaverpus April 14, 2022
A bumbling oaf.. a complete bumblefuck. One who cannot chew bubblegum and walk at the same time. They usually sport a dopey expression and have poor hygiene. They can be male or female . They are dumb as a box of hammers.
My wife's brother is a real merbaderb.. he trips over his own shoelaces and they're tied... is their anything he can do right?
by Willie shaverpus November 10, 2022
When you dress in a Santa costume and play the part in order to satisfy your partners Christmas fantasy of fucking good ole St. Nick
Me : Ho Ho Ho !!!!And what do you want for Christmas???
Her : come over here Santa and give me your peppermint stick... I've been so naughty.
Me: oh yeah.... here comes St. Dickolus
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Her : come over here Santa and give me your peppermint stick... I've been so naughty.
Me: oh yeah.... here comes St. Dickolus
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by Willie shaverpus December 11, 2022
1.A man who is a dick and he owns a dick farm and his name is Dan.
2. A person who loves dick and farms a multitude of willing dicks and chooses to use them as they desire.
3. An insult used to de-emasculate another male friend or otherwise. Thus challenging their sexual identity.
2. A person who loves dick and farms a multitude of willing dicks and chooses to use them as they desire.
3. An insult used to de-emasculate another male friend or otherwise. Thus challenging their sexual identity.
1. My neighbor is a Dick Farmer. And his name is Dan.
2. He...Time to look into the lil black book and decide which dick to suck.
She... WOW.. that lil black book is thick AF...Your a real Dick Farm Dan aren't you?
3. Hey Dick Farm Dan!!!!! Stop fuckin with the juke box ya Homo!!!
2. He...Time to look into the lil black book and decide which dick to suck.
She... WOW.. that lil black book is thick AF...Your a real Dick Farm Dan aren't you?
3. Hey Dick Farm Dan!!!!! Stop fuckin with the juke box ya Homo!!!
by Willie shaverpus December 16, 2022
Similar to a vampire except instead of sucking blood . They suck the life ,humor ,and general happiness in anyone's life surrounding them.. a literal drain on your happiness and energy.this is done through acts of utter and constant stupidity , the bumbling of even the most simple acts and general fuckery and total disregard for others around them .a lazy fat turd that sucks the life's blood from you.
See also ...my brother in law.
See also ...my brother in law.
Great ..Count Fuckupula is coming over to wreck my evening with his nonsense..Draining the life's blood from me.. why can't your brother visit when I'm not home?
by Willie shaverpus March 27, 2022
Instead of completely fabulous its completely fucked . Whether it be person,place ,or situation ...it is completely FUBAR with no hopes of improvement. Usually caused by a merb ,merbsicorn ,fuckjoy, or merbburgler . It can also be cause by other varieties of low lives as well.
Oh. ..that fucker just dropped a duece and plugged the toilet and flushed anyways. Now his shit is all over the bathroom floor... Simply merbtastic...
by Willie shaverpus March 21, 2023
Crimes,behaviors ,against normal human beings by dumb fucks.. most of the time these stooges( people) don't even realize that their behaviors and or actions harm ,insult,or annoy normal human beings.. see idiot ,dum dum, asshat ,dumb fuck ,and other like terms as these types typically commit stoogery on a daily basis.. like it's genetic or bred into them.
After being told what to do ,how to do it and in a timely professional manner.Carl decided against his training as a dog groomer and shaved the dog and dyed it purple. As it looked cool. This act of stoogery cost carl his job...asshat
by Willie shaverpus March 28, 2023