by William Warney August 14, 2007
by William Warney August 11, 2007
As the bus came to the stop, the man at the front of the queue took out his eye, threw it up in the air and caught it before getting on the avenue tank. An amazed conductor said, 'What on earth did you do that for?' 'I wanted to know if there was room on top,' replied the man.
by William Warney April 05, 2011
by William Warney July 07, 2009
A woman who looks for foreigners in the internet or anywhere else 'with passport in one hand and a condom on the other hand' where sex tourism is not restricted only among prostitutes but also among middle-class college students trying to find a better way of life trying to live in another country. Or some of them do it only for the pleasure of improving their language skills.
-Man, she will not look at you when she's just looking for a chance to get rid of this country with a foreigner. Forget it !!!
- Does she not like local guys???
- No, she's just a gringo hunter !
- Does she not like local guys???
- No, she's just a gringo hunter !
by William Warney November 01, 2010
by William Warney August 11, 2007
"okay theres this couple and they've been dating for about 3 years
but they were both virgins coz they didnt believe in sex b4 marriage.
they decided to get married and right after the ceremony they sneak out into a back alley. the girl grabs onto a fence and pulls up her dress and the guy makes love vigourously for 30 mins they go at it until they sit down exhausted and see the best man has been watching them the whole time.
the best man says: i didnt realize two people could make love
so hard.
and the girl replied: and we didnt know the fence was electric."
but they were both virgins coz they didnt believe in sex b4 marriage.
they decided to get married and right after the ceremony they sneak out into a back alley. the girl grabs onto a fence and pulls up her dress and the guy makes love vigourously for 30 mins they go at it until they sit down exhausted and see the best man has been watching them the whole time.
the best man says: i didnt realize two people could make love
so hard.
and the girl replied: and we didnt know the fence was electric."
by William Warney April 12, 2011