"okay theres this couple and they've been dating for about 3 years
but they were both virgins coz they didnt believe in sex b4 marriage.
they decided to get married and right after the ceremony they sneak out into a back alley. the girl grabs onto a fence and pulls up her dress and the guy makes love vigourously for 30 mins they go at it until they sit down exhausted and see the best man has been watching them the whole time.
the best man says: i didnt realize two people could make love
so hard.
and the girl replied: and we didnt know the fence was electric."
but they were both virgins coz they didnt believe in sex b4 marriage.
they decided to get married and right after the ceremony they sneak out into a back alley. the girl grabs onto a fence and pulls up her dress and the guy makes love vigourously for 30 mins they go at it until they sit down exhausted and see the best man has been watching them the whole time.
the best man says: i didnt realize two people could make love
so hard.
and the girl replied: and we didnt know the fence was electric."
by William Warney April 30, 2011
by William Warney December 01, 2010
Apollo Play, our home planet, is a beautiful blue and white ball where people should show more love for it or it days will be numbered.
by William Warney December 14, 2010
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- ...the neighbor's sleeping with your lil' mom....hehehe
- Quit the dozens, you ass! You probably can't take the backcap
- Quit the dozens, you ass! You probably can't take the backcap
by William Warney May 17, 2011
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