Definitions by Wild Bor

Incubator

A woman who carries a fetus for nine months and then bcomes a nonexisting parent and unmotherly.

Brandt was "Father of the Year" to their child while his incubator of a wife never even celebrated Mother's Day.

Incubator by Wild Bor September 19, 2012

NERTS 

When you can see nipples poking through the shirt. AKA Nipples Erected Right Through Shirt

Dude, Did you see her NERTS? She had some pretty big silver dollar pancakes!

NERTS by Wild Bor November 29, 2009

Speedbag Scissorhands 

The greatest speedbag show of our times. Spoof comedy originated on youtube by Adam Salomon AKA Speedbag Scissorhands.

I watched the greatest episode of Speedbag Scissorhands on www.speedbagscissorhands.com. It received many accolades from the famed comedic writers of Hollywood.

Speedbag Scissorhands by Wild Bor November 29, 2009

Ass Helmet 

When someone's ass is so hairy, it looks like their ass is wearing a helmet.

Donnie took off his pants at the Bucs game and his friends asked him if that was a football helmet or just an ass helmet.

Ass Helmet by Wild Bor January 7, 2009

Textfusion 

The art of getting confused during texting. Usually happens with multiple text conversations or not understanding the texting language and results in random texts.

I had textfusion after getting too many texts at one time.

Textfusion by Wild Bor December 27, 2008

LDD - Lazy Deficit Disorder 

Lazy disorder that is associated with not doing any activities.

I went to the doctor and told him that I sit at home all day on the couch in my boxers and he diagnosed me with LDD - Lazy Deficit Disorder.

LDD - Lazy Deficit Disorder by Wild Bor December 27, 2008

Baby Blowjob 

Getting sucked off by a lady with no teeth.

I went to the Southside and was looking for a toothless hooker that gives blowjobs or Baby Blowjobs.

Baby Blowjob by Wild Bor December 23, 2008