Wico Iye Owaci's definitions

Amputeetertotter

Specially designed playground apparatus for disabled kids.

Billy loved to go to the park so he could play on the amputeetertotter.

by Wico Iye Owaci January 7, 2012

icehopper

A cold beer, or other malt beverage.

Plunkit...lemme get ya' an icehopper.

by Wico Iye Owaci January 9, 2012

zenmasturbation

The sound of one hand clapping. It's not only a physical thrill, but a contemplative exercise as well.

Zenmasturbation is MUCH more satisfying than just wankin' it.

by Wico Iye Owaci January 9, 2012

Skulldiggery

Paleontology; the search for old bones.

While in the Olduvai plain, I engaged in a bit of skulldiggery.

by Wico Iye Owaci January 7, 2012

Sandalwoodie

What a guy gets if he has a fetish for women in minimal footware.

When I saw Nancy on the beach, I popped a sandalwoodie.

by Wico Iye Owaci January 7, 2012

Socioputz

A person who beleives he/she can run my life better than I can.

Socioputz politicians.

by Wico Iye Owaci January 7, 2012

Occuleech

A homeless person who lives at an Occupy Camp for the food and security, but who has no political committment whatever; anyone who attaches to a cause to reap personal benefit.

An occuleech benefits the Occupy Movement only insomuch as he provides one more visible body at the camp.

by Wico Iye Owaci January 7, 2012