Lacktaters

Not having any spuds.

I want to make some hashbrowns, but I lacktaters.

by Wico Iye Owaci January 07, 2012

zenmasturbation

The sound of one hand clapping. It's not only a physical thrill, but a contemplative exercise as well.

Zenmasturbation is MUCH more satisfying than just wankin' it.

by Wico Iye Owaci January 08, 2012

Transportusions

Injuries sustained when being hit by a car, truck, or bus.

Unfortunately, the victim remains in the hospital, suffering from various transportusions.

by Wico Iye Owaci January 08, 2012

Occuleech

A homeless person who lives at an Occupy Camp for the food and security, but who has no political committment whatever; anyone who attaches to a cause to reap personal benefit.

An occuleech benefits the Occupy Movement only insomuch as he provides one more visible body at the camp.

by Wico Iye Owaci January 07, 2012

Godulterous

Professing committment to a particular religious doctrine, but living a life contrary to the tenets thereof.

Godulterous clergymen, politicians, etc. n: Godulterer

by Wico Iye Owaci January 07, 2012

Skulldiggery

Paleontology; the search for old bones.

While in the Olduvai plain, I engaged in a bit of skulldiggery.

by Wico Iye Owaci January 07, 2012

Absalutist

A Gay guy who REALLY gets off on another guy's sixpack.

While I worked out at the gym, an ABSALUTIST just couldn't take his eyes off me.

by Wico Iye Owaci January 07, 2012