Wico Iye Owaci's definitions

zenmasturbation

The sound of one hand clapping. It's not only a physical thrill, but a contemplative exercise as well.

Zenmasturbation is MUCH more satisfying than just wankin' it.

by Wico Iye Owaci January 9, 2012

icehopper

A cold beer, or other malt beverage.

Plunkit...lemme get ya' an icehopper.

by Wico Iye Owaci January 9, 2012

Transportusions

Injuries sustained when being hit by a car, truck, or bus.

Unfortunately, the victim remains in the hospital, suffering from various transportusions.

by Wico Iye Owaci January 9, 2012

round dancin'

Dodging bullets.

Man, that Brother took off, round dancin' all the way!

by Wico Iye Owaci January 9, 2012

Gen A-ers

Adam and Eve

Some people beleive that the world was populated beginning with the Gen A-ers, Adam and Eve.

by Wico Iye Owaci January 8, 2012

Socioputz

A person who beleives he/she can run my life better than I can.

Socioputz politicians.

by Wico Iye Owaci January 7, 2012

Godulterous

Professing committment to a particular religious doctrine, but living a life contrary to the tenets thereof.

Godulterous clergymen, politicians, etc. n: Godulterer

by Wico Iye Owaci January 7, 2012