Definitions by Wico Iye Owaci

zenmasturbation 

The sound of one hand clapping. It's not only a physical thrill, but a contemplative exercise as well.

Zenmasturbation is MUCH more satisfying than just wankin' it.

zenmasturbation by Wico Iye Owaci January 9, 2012

icehopper 

A cold beer, or other malt beverage.

Plunkit...lemme get ya' an icehopper.

icehopper by Wico Iye Owaci January 9, 2012

Transportusions 

Injuries sustained when being hit by a car, truck, or bus.

Unfortunately, the victim remains in the hospital, suffering from various transportusions.

Transportusions by Wico Iye Owaci January 9, 2012

round dancin' 

Dodging bullets.

Man, that Brother took off, round dancin' all the way!

round dancin' by Wico Iye Owaci January 9, 2012

Gen A-ers 

Adam and Eve

Some people beleive that the world was populated beginning with the Gen A-ers, Adam and Eve.

Gen A-ers by Wico Iye Owaci January 8, 2012

Socioputz 

A person who beleives he/she can run my life better than I can.

Socioputz politicians.

Socioputz by Wico Iye Owaci January 7, 2012

Godulterous 

Professing committment to a particular religious doctrine, but living a life contrary to the tenets thereof.

Godulterous clergymen, politicians, etc. n: Godulterer

Godulterous by Wico Iye Owaci January 7, 2012