Wicked Uncle Ernie's definitions

Bb, F, G and E

The notes for the repeated riff in "Shine On You Crazy Diamond Part 1-5."

Person 1: what are the notes that are repeated for Shine On You Crazy Diamond?

Person 2 (a guitar player): Bb, F, G and E

Person 1: k, thanks.

by Wicked Uncle Ernie February 20, 2023

Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast

The place where I stole the margarine

Yes indeed, here we are!
At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
Where I stole the mar-juh-reen
An' widdled on the Bingo Cards in lieu of the latrine
I saw a handsome parish lady
Make her entrance like a queen
Why she was totally chenille
And her old man was a Marine
As she abused a sausage pattie
And said why don't you treat me mean?
(Hurt me, hurt me, hurt me, ooh)
At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
(Hah! Good God! Get off the bus!)
Where I stole the mar-juh-reen

Saint Alfonzo
Saint Alfonzo
Saint Alfonzo
Saint Alfonzo
Oo-oo-wah

by Wicked Uncle Ernie December 25, 2022

We can be heroes

Just for one day.

I, I will be king
And you, you will be queen
Though nothing will drive them away
We can beat them, just for one day
We can be heroes, just for one day

by Wicked Uncle Ernie November 15, 2022

Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace

The start of the second verse of "At A Medium Pace" by Adam Sandler

Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace
Play with my balls and tell me how big they are
Honey rub your beaver up and down my face
Sit on the corner of the bed and watch me whack off

You see that shampoo bottle
Now stick it up my ass
Push it in and out at a medium pace
Talk about your old boyfriend's dick and how big it was
Now shave off my pubs and punch me in the face

Oh darling, make me push my dick and balls
Back between my legs
Call me an ugly woman and take my picture
To show all the people you work with

Now pull up my scrotum
And take that shampoo bottle out of my ass
Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy
And watch me whack off
Strap on a dildo and make me give you head
Tell me slow down and do it at a medium pace

Oh, I feel so humiliated
I'm about to blow my load
You tell it's time to make love
But now I can't 'cause I spewed all over myself
Then you look into my eyes, then you realize
How much I enjoy loving you
I'm so sorry I spunked on my stomach
Maybe next time I'll be better at loving you

by Wicked Uncle Ernie November 15, 2022

Zigger Shitburst

How r/DavidBowieCircleJerk sees Ziggy Stardust.

Person 1: I love Pierrot👍.
Person 2: psssh, Pierrot👍 is mid as fuck, I like Ziggy Stardust.
Person 1: don't you mean Zigger Shitburst? And how dare you insult Pierrot👍! Ban him from the BowieCircleJerk subreddit!

by Wicked Uncle Ernie November 15, 2022

Seamus

That's the dog.

I was in the kitchen. Seamus, that's the dog was outside.

by Wicked Uncle Ernie November 8, 2022

Get 'em up against the wall

When you see the queers in the theater🗿

Are there any queers in the theater tonight? Get 'em up against the wall!

by Wicked Uncle Ernie November 8, 2022