checking emails into a sock

sorry i didnt respond to your phonecall, i was checking emails into a sock
by will March 31, 2006
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mahump

To bang a football upfield with little of no hope of of it reaching its intended target.
Will: "Rich, mahump it forward!"
by Will January 23, 2005
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white metal

A style that seems to be coming up everywhere. Christian metal. As was said earlier, you don't exactly have to be like black metal, and it is NOT faggot music (think.. Christianity, homosexuals?). It used to be kind of rare to see a Christian metal band (because it was always thought of as oxymoron), but lately it has been coming up everywhere.
Check out: Zao, Demon Hunter, Sinai Beach, The Agony Scene, Stryper, As I Lay Dying, and others you can find out at christianrock.com
by Will July 12, 2005
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gnartubularadacious

a combination of gnarly, tubular and rad. often used by surfers when making fun of how "gnarly, tubular or rad" something is/was. it is often said sarcastically making fun of the stereotype of stoner surfers.
Duuuuude, that last wave was gnartubularadicious.
by will May 13, 2005
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soosaliciuos

To a acheive highest order of gayness.
man that guy looks very soosalicious!
by will April 27, 2004
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Billy’s Bolmph-‘Gin

1. Short for William Taft IV’s Do-It-Yerself-Hand-Cranked-Bolmph-Engine. A mechanical apparatus invented during late 18th century by a southern plantation owner. Invention’s whose sole purpose is to stimulate the penis for masturbation. It consists of a wicker chair with an unsanded, unvarnished wooden box or cylinder that could be swiveled in place over the lap. Device was operated by a cast iron handle and crank on the right side to create a vibrating motion by turning a number of gears, sprockets and ratchets. Later models included a cast iron lever on the left side to simulate a pulling motion on the penis. When first tested by William in 1787 he was killed shortly after, when the lever broke off due to rapid pulling; and he drove several large wooden splinters into his pubic region, which became infected.
by Will April 14, 2006
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erected

a word said by teachers that makes little boys, usually in 2nd or 3rd grade, break into hysterical fits of laughter, because it ryhmes with erection. what also makes them crack up is, penis, balls, sperm and others sexual things.
Teacher:"Independence hall was erected in 1760"
Little boys:"hehehe" (cover mouths) hehehe.
by Will January 08, 2005
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