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Naperville Patch

A website that delivers all the gay news about Naperville including jobs, events, and crime. Most of the crime is done by niggers except for the E Sam shit. Any comments that are posted saying anything that does not fit a liberal agenda are deleted and the user is suspended.

X Nad: Why did my account get suspended? All I said was "Lets guess who" on a article talking about the armed robbery in Naperville.

K Kee: It's the Naperville Patch! All the writers are fag liberals who suck JB dick.

X Nad: Oh ok, that makes sense now

by Whoopi/Hafner nems July 18, 2022

Dealer Fetish

Someone who thinks that picking up from a street dealer is way better than picking up from the dispensary. They like to wait in a parking lot for hours for their "guy" to finally come through with his skimped ass weed. Usually has chemicals sprayed on it to make it stronger or has fecal matter because the dealer scratches his butthole and then touches the weed. The dealer thinks his shit is just as good as the dispensary so he charges just as much when you can get weed actually cheaper from the dispensary. Dealer also has the same shit weed all the time.

Mark: Dude, I just picked up an 1/8th from my guy for $50. He said it's exotic.

Marcus: Wow. that stuff looks like shit. I just picked up an 8th of some dank from zen leaf for $39 w/tax by using my student discount and I did not have to drive far af either.

Mark: Damn. I had to drive 30 minutes to my guy and had to wait for an hour in a parking lot.

Marcus: Wow, sounds like you have dealer fetish.

by Whoopi/Hafner nems July 18, 2022

Poo and pee effect

When an outsider is playing tennis at honda and poo and pees start piling in the courts. They are indigenous to the area and have priority to using the courts since they live in the complex. This will cause a negative effect on the outsider as he can sense the pressure of the poo and pees. This will cause the outsider to have anxiety which results in bad serves and awkward swings because he can feel the poo and pees breathing down on him. The outsider will become nervous and start to make mistakes on the court that he would not of made prior to the arrival of the poo and pees.

Hawk: And that's another missed serve by heater nems! Mercy! He hasn't made one successful serve since the poo and pees came in!

Brenly nems: That's what happens when the poo and pee effect kicks in. It can turn a pro into someone who cant even make a high school team.

by Whoopi/Hafner nems April 12, 2022

Jose Cruise

A failed business proposal where customers get to pay to go on "cruises" which are driven by a man named Jose. These cruises allow the passengers to smoke as much weed as they want and venture to any place around the city that they desire.

Andy: Yo i just copped a zip, lets get a jose cruise and smoke the whole thing
Seth: dude are you fucking stupid? Thats going to cost us like $500 with gas being so expensive
Andy: Yeah your right. Who the fuck would pay for that?

by Whoopi/Hafner nems March 24, 2022

Shellied

When moving a hot tub and it accidently lands on someone, but on the side of the shell so they are not crushed, but stuck in the area where people sit in the tub. They are stuck in the shell with not way out unless they have level 10 turbo power.

Vin: Yo dude, did you hear that Vishnu got shellied last week during a move in Lombard?
Nikhil: Yeah, he couldnt even get himself out. What a fucking pussy

by Whoopi/Hafner nems March 24, 2022

poop and pees

Used to describe the Indians who always play tennis at Britney Springs and honda. They come in waves and always take up all the court space especially after 5 o clock after their shifts at buckys nem. They have such great numbers all all reek of expired curry that the entire area smells like shit.

Heater nems: Yo dog, u tryna play some tennis at britney springs?

Higginson: Shit, its fucking 630pm. That place is probably swarming with poop and pees

Heater nems: Fuck!

by Whoopi/Hafner nems March 23, 2022

Haroon Vag

Anyone who has been dicked down by haroon nems. Will make a woman's twat smell worse than vag cig by ten fold. Usually will take around 15-20 years for the body to breakdown the components of haroon vag which by the time that happens, the woman will have turned into a dirty nasty cougar kunt bitch.

G Ev: Damn you seen that girl standing over there? Im trying to diddle her

Yu nems: Dude that girl has Haroon Vag, you can smell that shit from a mile away. STAY AWAY!

G Ev: I dont give af. Im still smashin that

Yu nems: Dude thats fuckin gross, get the fuck out of my car

by Whoopi/Hafner nems March 23, 2022