Definitions by WhoDatFreshBoi

Alabama Sandpaper 

Straight sexual stimulation in which the female spreads her legs apart so her vagina is showing, and the male rubs his penis against her clitoris like he was fucking her, but only the side of the penis goes into the clit. The friction causes sexual pleasure for both of them, and they both get a happy ending...

I love the Alabama Sandpaper!

Alabama Sandpaper by WhoDatFreshBoi April 2, 2017

Smiley Cyrus 

When Miley Cyrus actually smiles for a day without twerking while sticking her tongue out to swallow the jizz from her crowd.

I was greeted by Smiley Cyrus today!

Smiley Cyrus by WhoDatFreshBoi April 2, 2017

Giblets 

The red sac that hangs from the neck of a chicken or turkey. Can be used to describe someone's double chin.

I like my turkey's giblets but mine are flabby.

Giblets by WhoDatFreshBoi April 1, 2017

April Fools 

The first day of April, when you can fake your sexuality or put tape under someone's mouse.

Mike: Jim, I think I'm gay!
Jim: Really?!
Mike: April Fools!

April Fools by WhoDatFreshBoi April 1, 2017

Fistballing

When you fist your partner in their anus.

Bob loves fistballing his girlfriend.

Fistballing by WhoDatFreshBoi April 1, 2017

Miley Cyrus Suck 

Nickname for a really good blowjob.

Miley Cyrus is now offering a Miley Cyrus Suck!

Miley Cyrus Suck by WhoDatFreshBoi April 1, 2017

Mouse 

1. A primitive mammal classified as a rodent, does not actually like cheese.
2. A small device used to control the computer, place tape under the scanner for April Fools to mess with it.

1. A mouse eating cheese is a myth.
2. A computer mouse moves the arrow by being moved with your hand.

Mouse by WhoDatFreshBoi April 1, 2017