WhoDatFreshBoi's definitions

Posting Time

On the urban dictionary, the ideal posting time is around ten PM. This is when the 12 year olds go to bed and the homies are actually voting.

James posts a sexual thing at ten PM: Posted
James posts an innocent thing a 7 AM:
Not Posted

10 is the posting time.

by WhoDatFreshBoi March 31, 2017

Walking With Monsters

A BBC document that shows how early life evolved before the dinosaurs. Features Haikouichtys, Anomalocaris, Cephalaspis, Brontoscorpio, Pterygotus, Hynerpeton, Hyneria, Petrolacosaurus, Mesothelae, Dimetrodon, Edaphosaurus, Gorgonops, Scutosaurus, Diictodon, Lystrosaurus, and Euparkeria.

Walking With Monsters taught me about life!

by WhoDatFreshBoi March 31, 2017

Hogtied

An inescapable boundage sex position where someone is tied so that their wrists and ankles are tied together, like a hog. A very kinky position, and the victim can be easily fucked in any orifice.

You will see what I mean when you google Hogtied.

by WhoDatFreshBoi March 31, 2017

Vagina Creampie

When someone ejaculates inside a girl's pussy, inpregnating her in most cases. There may be exceptions when condoms or birth pills are used.

Guy 1: I impregnated my GF last night with vagina creampie!
Guy 2: Man, I wish I could spread genes like you!

by WhoDatFreshBoi March 31, 2017

Giblets

The red sac that hangs from the neck of a chicken or turkey. Can be used to describe someone's double chin.

I like my turkey's giblets but mine are flabby.

by WhoDatFreshBoi April 1, 2017

April Fools

The first day of April, when you can fake your sexuality or put tape under someone's mouse.

Mike: Jim, I think I'm gay!
Jim: Really?!
Mike: April Fools!

by WhoDatFreshBoi April 1, 2017

Fistballing

When you fist your partner in their anus.

Bob loves fistballing his girlfriend.

by WhoDatFreshBoi April 1, 2017