Robbie - "Hey John, I had my first real sexual encounter with a woman last Saturday."
John - "Oh yea? Did you get some stinky on your dinky?"
Robbie - "What's that mean?"
John - "Look it up on Urbandictionary.com."
John - "Oh yea? Did you get some stinky on your dinky?"
Robbie - "What's that mean?"
John - "Look it up on Urbandictionary.com."
by Whiskey Drinker Me January 11, 2010
Get the stinky on your dinky mug.A hangman's noose. Phrased as such to imply formality and common occurence in the region of Mississippi and other deep southern states, of the event of a hanging, not necessarily of a specific race or group of people, but anyone unfortunate enough to piss off a redneck. Used in reference to a hanging to make light of, or lessen the horrific nature of it.
Ex.1.: "Hey boy, you better get on outta here before you find yourself wearin' a Mississippi Necktie."
Ex.2.: "Billy Bob wore a Mississippi Necktie to his weddin'."
Ex.2.: "Billy Bob wore a Mississippi Necktie to his weddin'."
by Whiskey Drinker Me January 07, 2010
Get the Mississippi Necktie mug.Term used to describe and refer to a person, in any given situation where work is involved, who does as little as they possibly can without getting reprimanded, fired, or noticed by the people who are actually doing the real work. You can generally find dolittles at the water fountain, in the bathroom, at the snack machines, or fumbling around somewhere with some unimportant task, trying to look busy. Every workplace, and every job where a group of 4 or more people are involved has at least one dolittle.
Boss- "Hey Rob, I need you to run down to the store and pick up lunch for the crew."
Rob - "I'm busy, get one of the dolittles to do it."
Rob - "I'm busy, get one of the dolittles to do it."
by Whiskey Drinker Me January 11, 2010
Get the Dolittle mug.1. A fantastic sensation akin to "wonderful" but moreso associated with any number of angelic women named Wanda. Usually experienced during or after a sexual, or romantic encounter with any Wanda of your choice.
2. Word used to describe the euphoric bliss one feels when in the company of Wanda.
2. Word used to describe the euphoric bliss one feels when in the company of Wanda.
by Whiskey Drinker Me December 02, 2009
Get the Wandaful mug.Unlike a previous definition given by "Alex", this term is definitely NOT circa 1990's. The first known reference to skippies occurred in the mid to late 1970's, and refers to a low-cost type of shoe, most often unnamed, or off-brand, such as pro-max, roos, or some other imitation. Usually having plastic soles, poor construction, and fake leather exterior, and also very poor support of the foot. Although usually sold as athletic shoes, these were the absolute worst choice of footwear for athletes, as the soles would not grip surfaces intended for sports. Often, they would leave scuff marks on floors from the simple act of walking, and they made a clomping sound when walking in hallways of places like schools. This attracted attention from cruel kids, who most often teased the less fortunate for having to wear them.
Side Note from the Definer: Bullying is cruel and affective to sensitive children, but it is also a part of social learning, and self awareness. It is important to allow our children to learn these traits in the world we live in, or they will be devoured in the world yet to come. We are not raising a nation of cry-babies. We should teach them to be warriors. I learned my most important lessons from being a victim of bullies during my youth. Today, no one would dare challenge me in that way. I would swallow them whole without remorse.
Side Note from the Definer: Bullying is cruel and affective to sensitive children, but it is also a part of social learning, and self awareness. It is important to allow our children to learn these traits in the world we live in, or they will be devoured in the world yet to come. We are not raising a nation of cry-babies. We should teach them to be warriors. I learned my most important lessons from being a victim of bullies during my youth. Today, no one would dare challenge me in that way. I would swallow them whole without remorse.
Skippies... Make your mama look fine, Skippies, get ya behind in the line, Skippies, cost a dollar ninety nine. Skippieeeeeees!
by Whiskey Drinker Me September 08, 2020
Get the Skippies mug.1. An occurence, remark, reply, or otherwise any given situation which genuinely causes momentary distress or disdain to the point that one tightens his or her sphincter, as if preparing to be kicked in the ass. (Also spelled using hyphens, like so; Kick-In-The-Ass, so as to accentuate that the phrase is to be used, or acknowledged as one word.)
2. Literally, a kick in the ass.
2. Literally, a kick in the ass.
1. After working all week, and breaking his back for an ungrateful boss, Rob's paycheck was a real kick in the ass.
2. When Rob bent over to pick up his paycheck, his boss gave him a kick in the ass.
2. When Rob bent over to pick up his paycheck, his boss gave him a kick in the ass.
by Whiskey Drinker Me January 04, 2010
Get the kick in the ass mug.When one or more persons engage in the act of searching for bits of crack cocaine that may have been dropped, usually after the initial stash is gone. (See also CARPET SURFING)
by Whiskey Drinker Me November 30, 2009
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