FarmTown 

An mmorpg on Facebook in which you make a farm and do jobs for people so that you can make money. Highly addicting.

John was playing FarmTown all day, he even bought some new land!

FarmTown by camthepizza July 14, 2009

Farmtown 

The scurge of the American workplace. A highly addictive spyware application disguised as a game, in which you build and upgrade your "farm" and hire people to harvest and plow for you, as well as get hired to harvest and plow for others. You earn "coins" for crops sold, and you can "buy" things from a "store" with the earned coins. You can also hang out at the market and chat if you can stand to see the little beggars degrading themselves all for a few fake coins to buy fake merchandise. This app can be found on Facebook or Myspace.

Not to be confused with FarmVille, a similar, but more complex version of the same concept.

1. Robin spent all her time playing Farmtown at work, and was taken by surprise when the clients starting pulling their accounts for non-compliance.

2. Why does my computer keep giving me an error message when I try to access my IE? It must be that damn Farmtown app I downloaded last week. I'm deleting that shit!

Farmtown by Whiskey Drinker Me January 7, 2010

Fartown

If you don't carrie a gun round here expect to get shot by a white guy in a tracksuit from'Fartown'(AKA 'Da Hood)

Gangster:'Yo white boy yo ass gonna get shot up if you ain't from Fartown'

White Boy:'Oh shit better run to fixby!'

Fartown by MrNoMuscle August 29, 2007

Farm Town 

A fun and interactive Facebook game. Gaining coins and XP is the main objective of this great game, and also to continue to reach higher levels. The higher level you are, the more options of seeds, animals, trees, etc you can buy.

User 1: "I'm going to be a Farm Town millionaire!"

User 2: "How's that?"

User 1: "Well I did some math calculations...and even though corn has a higher sell value, it takes 3 days to harvest! Grapes on the other hand only take 4 hours, so if you continuously plant grapes you could make 145,152 coins in 3 days, compared to 41,040 coins through corn!"

User 2:"Wow..."

Farm Town by CaptianCuddie69 July 26, 2009

farttown 

farttown is where you go, metaphorically speaking, after loading up on a plate of beefy nachitos and plenty o' barolo. what's great about farttown is that anywhere can be farttown, your bathroom, your classroom, hell even your analysts's office. you know your in farttown when it stinks so bad ya can't breathe and when you leave you're clothes carry the stainch of tourds for days.

a: hey my dude, smells like you been to farttown.
z: why yes i have, jes' comin back from it. how'd you know?
a: you small like a toilet. no i don't.
z: yes you do man.
a: goddamn

farttown by trilliam turdsworth May 18, 2022