Westfalia's definitions
Randomly and uncontrollably shouting out a quote from Chappelle's Show that has nothing to do with your current conversation. This happens quite often while talking to hardcore Chappelle's Show fans.
Dude 1: "Hey man, how did your date go with that girl last night?"
Dude 2: "We went to dinner then back to my place...'I didn't do dat Rhonda!'"
Dude 1: "What the hell was that?"
Dude 2: "Sorry man I think I got Chappelle Tourettes."
Dude 2: "We went to dinner then back to my place...'I didn't do dat Rhonda!'"
Dude 1: "What the hell was that?"
Dude 2: "Sorry man I think I got Chappelle Tourettes."
by westfalia December 8, 2009
Get the Chappelle Tourettesmug. Duder 1: "Dude our anniversary is coming up next week. It's the 14th. What should I get her?"
Duder 2: "14th? You serious? That's the same anniversary as your last girlfriend. You're an anniversary offender doggy."
Duder 1: "Dude don't say anything to her! She would kill me. She hates my ex-girlfriend."
Duder 2: "14th? You serious? That's the same anniversary as your last girlfriend. You're an anniversary offender doggy."
Duder 1: "Dude don't say anything to her! She would kill me. She hates my ex-girlfriend."
by westfalia December 18, 2009
Get the anniversary offendermug. A less-noticeable, thick patch of embarassing hair on a person's body. People like this go to great lengths to hide their nasty hair during sexual encounters (i.e. having sex in the dark).
Duder 1: "Oh yeah dude I LOVE 69, but I can't do it with the lights on."
Duder 2: "Why the hell not?"
Duder 1: "Because my girl saw my hairy ass last time and said it was nasty. So, I gotta make sure the lights are off so it's incognito bush son!"
Duder 2: "Ha Ha dude! That's so sad that you have to hide that thing!"
Duder 2: "Why the hell not?"
Duder 1: "Because my girl saw my hairy ass last time and said it was nasty. So, I gotta make sure the lights are off so it's incognito bush son!"
Duder 2: "Ha Ha dude! That's so sad that you have to hide that thing!"
by westfalia May 11, 2010
Get the incognito bushmug. A term that used when a large amount of grenades are thrown and explode at one time. Most commonly used while playing video games online.
Duder 1: "Damn dude they comin' on strong."
Duder 2: "Oh shit! Hella nades son! Crouch! Crouch!"
Duder 1: "Damn dude, I died."
Duder 2: "Oh shit! Hella nades son! Crouch! Crouch!"
Duder 1: "Damn dude, I died."
by westfalia December 21, 2009
Get the hella nadesmug. Duder 1: "We are Burrito Chain. Throw it down like Abel and Caiiiiiinnnn."
Duder 2: "What the fuck dude!?! Did you just get a biblical rhyme in there?"
Duder 2: "What the fuck dude!?! Did you just get a biblical rhyme in there?"
by westfalia February 3, 2010
Get the biblical rhymemug. Thug 1: "Yo dogg that little wannabe is gonna be at da club tonight. You best grab your club snub."
Thug 2: "Oh fo sho doggy, best know it'll be up in my pants tonight."
Thug 2: "Oh fo sho doggy, best know it'll be up in my pants tonight."
by westfalia December 15, 2009
Get the club snubmug. A phrase used when something will make you look and/or feel younger, referencing the movie Benjamin Button.
Duder 1: "Ok, check this rhyme. I'm a pussy fiend, you can call me a glutton. Fuck you so good you'll get younger like Benjamin Button. Got my penis"
Duder 2: "Ha ha ha ha. Keep going!"
Duder 1: "My penis got a nickname it's the fountain of youth."
Duder 2: "Ha ha ha ha. Keep going!"
Duder 1: "My penis got a nickname it's the fountain of youth."
by westfalia February 4, 2010
Get the younger like Benjamin Buttonmug.