When a person says or does something jokingly only to find out it's actually true or currently happening. Most joke reality checks are 'what if' situations.
Duder 1: "Oh my god dude look out the window at that red car. Looks like my ex's huh? What if it was? That would be so weird. She doesn't even know where I live."
Duder 2: "Holy shit dude isn't that her brother getting out of the car? That is her dude."
Duder 1: "Fuck! Are you kidding? I hope she didn't see me or my car outside."
Duder 2: "Ha ha that's funny shit. Talk about a joke reality check."
Duder 2: "Holy shit dude isn't that her brother getting out of the car? That is her dude."
Duder 1: "Fuck! Are you kidding? I hope she didn't see me or my car outside."
Duder 2: "Ha ha that's funny shit. Talk about a joke reality check."
by westfalia January 13, 2010
A rapper's most used line in various rap songs. Good rappers will find a way to squeeze their signature rhyme into multiple songs.
Duder 1: "How about this? 'I see your girl, she lookin my way. Later tonight I'll ride her like a sleigh'".
Duder 2: "Ha ha. Dude you used 'ride her like a sleigh' in three songs already. It's gonna be your signature rhyme."
Duder 1: "Protect ya neck!"
Duder 2: "Ha ha. Dude you used 'ride her like a sleigh' in three songs already. It's gonna be your signature rhyme."
Duder 1: "Protect ya neck!"
by westfalia January 08, 2010
Duder 1: "Hey man nice closet. What's with all the robes?"
Duder 2: "You know I like to be comfortable AND stylin' 24/7."
Duder 1: "Wow you have a complete line of hugh wear up in here. Now all you need are some skeezy blondes."
Duder 2: "You know I like to be comfortable AND stylin' 24/7."
Duder 1: "Wow you have a complete line of hugh wear up in here. Now all you need are some skeezy blondes."
by westfalia December 14, 2009
Duder 1: "Here's the beat doggy, have fun."
Duder 2: "In Angland I met some bloak, muthafucka liked to sniff the coke."
Duder 1: "Nice one dude, that's the shit."
Duder 2: "In Angland I met some bloak, muthafucka liked to sniff the coke."
Duder 1: "Nice one dude, that's the shit."
by westfalia January 29, 2010
Duder 1: "Ha Ha got this funny story to tell you. So my girl was giving me head the other day and once I spurt in her mouth she pulled away, spit it out and said 'No BUENO!!!'."
Duder 2: "Ha Ha Ha nukka that's one bad spermy reaction. You better drink some pineapple juice with breakfast, lunch and dinner. Get your shit in check."
Duder 2: "Ha Ha Ha nukka that's one bad spermy reaction. You better drink some pineapple juice with breakfast, lunch and dinner. Get your shit in check."
by westfalia December 19, 2010
A place or situation with surroundings or events that would be better experienced high on marijuana. Some common stone-perfect environments include your local fair, the airport, the DMV/DOL and your place of employment.
Duder 1: "Why are we waiting in the parking lot?"
Duder 2: "Cuz me and Rich gotta blaze it up first dude. You down?"
Duder 1: "Sure I guess."
Rich: "That a boy!"
Duder 1: "Dude the fair is like the stone-perfect environment. Watch out dude there's some leprechauns!"
Duder 2: "Shut up man! I'm tripping balls right now."
Duder 2: "Cuz me and Rich gotta blaze it up first dude. You down?"
Duder 1: "Sure I guess."
Rich: "That a boy!"
Duder 1: "Dude the fair is like the stone-perfect environment. Watch out dude there's some leprechauns!"
Duder 2: "Shut up man! I'm tripping balls right now."
by westfalia January 13, 2010
The feeling of sickness girls get after swallowing too much sperm. Most often followed by throwing up and refusing to swallow a load again. Some girls get cum sick after swallowing their very first load of sperm.
Duder: "Awwww fuck yeaaaahhhh!!! Take that girl!"
Chica: "Oh!" (swallows) "Whoa.... that tasted like..... raw eggs....."
Duder: "You ok? You look a little cum sick girl."
Chica: (throws up all over the place)
Duder: "Fucking nasty! Peace bitch, don't call me ever again."
Chica: "Oh!" (swallows) "Whoa.... that tasted like..... raw eggs....."
Duder: "You ok? You look a little cum sick girl."
Chica: (throws up all over the place)
Duder: "Fucking nasty! Peace bitch, don't call me ever again."
by westfalia December 29, 2009