Your best buddy that remembers most everything, big or small, about your life (i.e. where you were born, when your birthday is, how many sisters and brothers you have, etc...).
Duder 1: "You know that foreign kid? Yea right, how?"
Duder 2: "We met like 10 years ago. Don't even try to test me dude. He was born in Orlando, moved to Catania, Italy, came back here during middle school, has one full blood sister, his middle name is Darin, he only dates asian girls and he's scared of spiders. I'm the friend with details, holla!"
Duder 1: "Holy shit dude!"
Duder 2: "We met like 10 years ago. Don't even try to test me dude. He was born in Orlando, moved to Catania, Italy, came back here during middle school, has one full blood sister, his middle name is Darin, he only dates asian girls and he's scared of spiders. I'm the friend with details, holla!"
Duder 1: "Holy shit dude!"
by westfalia February 09, 2010
A person on the high school yearbook staff that is capable of rigging the 'best of' yearbook content.
Duder 1: "How the fuck did you win best eyes? I have way better eyes than you do!"
Duder 2: "Dude you know my girl is on the yearbook staff. Hella rigged them shits."
Duder 1: "That bitch is your yearbook insider? Damn, I demand a recount."
Duder 2: "Dude you know my girl is on the yearbook staff. Hella rigged them shits."
Duder 1: "That bitch is your yearbook insider? Damn, I demand a recount."
by westfalia December 21, 2009
A favor from above is completed when you are perched high above your friends wedding with a sniper rifle and pick him off the altar just before he weds his fiance. This is most commonly done because you can't stand the bitch he's going to marry and you need to put your friend out of his indefinite misery.
Duder 1: "Damn dude can't belive the big day is next week. Is she letting you have a bachelor party?"
Duder 2: "No, she said I can't have one. But she's having like three bachelorette parties."
Duder 1: "Wow dude you're miserable. Hopefully you'll receive a favor from above next week..."
Duder 2: "No, she said I can't have one. But she's having like three bachelorette parties."
Duder 1: "Wow dude you're miserable. Hopefully you'll receive a favor from above next week..."
by westfalia December 22, 2009
A person that spends 99.9% of their free time playing MMORPGs (Massively-Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Games) such as Everquest and World of Warcraft. It is common for neglectful MMORPGers to forget about their family and friends.
Kid: "Damn dad quit being a dick. You've been ignoring mom all day."
Dad: "What the hell are you talking about? I'm in the middle of a raid. Leave me alone kid."
Kid: "You're such a neglectful MMORPGer."
Dad: "What the hell are you talking about? I'm in the middle of a raid. Leave me alone kid."
Kid: "You're such a neglectful MMORPGer."
by westfalia December 18, 2009
When a guy tells a girl that he's taking the summer off from working with some company, when he is actually unemployed.
Duder 1: "What did you tell that fine bitch at the club last night?"
Duder 2: "Oh dude I told her I was taking the summer off from MS."
Duder 1: "Wow dude, you gave her the old fauxcation line? Damn, you better hope she doesn't find out your ass in unemployed and broke son!"
Duder 2: "Oh dude I told her I was taking the summer off from MS."
Duder 1: "Wow dude, you gave her the old fauxcation line? Damn, you better hope she doesn't find out your ass in unemployed and broke son!"
by westfalia December 22, 2009
When a person quickly covers their computer screen taskbar with their index finger, hiding its contents from someone else. Most commonly used by people who live with their parents and can't stop looking at internet porn.
Duder 1: "Did I tell you that my dad almost caught me last night? I had to do a taskbar cover up to hide my porn from him."
Duder 2: "What? Didn't you look like a jackass with your finger on the screen the whole time?"
Duder 1: "Yeah, he knew what was up. I should have just told him to get out so I could jerk it. He's cool like that."
Duder 2: "What? Didn't you look like a jackass with your finger on the screen the whole time?"
Duder 1: "Yeah, he knew what was up. I should have just told him to get out so I could jerk it. He's cool like that."
by westfalia December 21, 2009
Browsing any social network site (especially MySpace) for hot women with no intention other than to check out their skeezy pictures.
by Westfalia June 25, 2009