Foreigner: "Dude my cock is crooked. But, it bends upward so maybe thats how I hit the G spot so wel!"
Duder: "No dude, that's fucked up. You need to get a cack brace on them shits."
Duder: "No dude, that's fucked up. You need to get a cack brace on them shits."
by westfalia January 19, 2010
Duder 1: "Whoa dude look at that big lesbian work that punching bag."
Duder 2: "Yeah man she's totally a dyke tyson."
Duder 2: "Yeah man she's totally a dyke tyson."
by westfalia December 13, 2009
A move in which Wayne Brady comes by (out of nowhere) and steals your sandwich from you. If you have left your sandwich uneaten or unattended for more than 2 hours your risk for a brady snatching is very high.
Duder 1: "Is my sandwich ok you think? It's been sitting out for 8 hours."
Duder 2: "You better eat that soon dude, otherwise it'll be brady snatched."
Wayne Brady: "Oh snap! A sandwich! Gimme your damn sandwich kid! I'm Wayne Brady bitch"
Duder 2: "You better eat that soon dude, otherwise it'll be brady snatched."
Wayne Brady: "Oh snap! A sandwich! Gimme your damn sandwich kid! I'm Wayne Brady bitch"
by westfalia January 21, 2010
by westfalia December 13, 2009
Your best buddy that remembers most everything, big or small, about your life (i.e. where you were born, when your birthday is, how many sisters and brothers you have, etc...).
Duder 1: "You know that foreign kid? Yea right, how?"
Duder 2: "We met like 10 years ago. Don't even try to test me dude. He was born in Orlando, moved to Catania, Italy, came back here during middle school, has one full blood sister, his middle name is Darin, he only dates asian girls and he's scared of spiders. I'm the friend with details, holla!"
Duder 1: "Holy shit dude!"
Duder 2: "We met like 10 years ago. Don't even try to test me dude. He was born in Orlando, moved to Catania, Italy, came back here during middle school, has one full blood sister, his middle name is Darin, he only dates asian girls and he's scared of spiders. I'm the friend with details, holla!"
Duder 1: "Holy shit dude!"
by westfalia February 09, 2010
A term used when something predicted by Dave Chappelle or joked about on Chappelle's Show comes true.
Duder 1: "Yo man I can't believe this Tiger Woods shit. Chappelle called it for real son!"
Duder 2: "I know dude! He's lost his endorsements, only dates white women and acts like he's 100% black. Just like in that racial draft skit."
Duder 1: "He probably saw that on t.v. and started cheatin' the next day."
Duder 2: "I know dude! He's lost his endorsements, only dates white women and acts like he's 100% black. Just like in that racial draft skit."
Duder 1: "He probably saw that on t.v. and started cheatin' the next day."
by westfalia February 17, 2010
A condition where you frequently tap or step on your brakes when you don't need to. Most brake happy people are senior citizens or people that are terrified of or intrigued by everything on the road. Being stuck behind a brake happy person makes you seriously consider driving off of a cliff.
Duder 1: "What the fuck? Why is he braking? There is no one in front of him and this lane doesn't end for another mile."
Duder 2: "It's probably because there's an abandoned tire on the side of the road up there too. He's such a brake happy puss."
Duder 1: "Damn people like this should just ride the bus."
Duder 2: "It's probably because there's an abandoned tire on the side of the road up there too. He's such a brake happy puss."
Duder 1: "Damn people like this should just ride the bus."
by westfalia January 15, 2010