A process non-african-american's go through to acquire more 'African-American' type characteristics. It is most often white guys that are tring to get stereotypically mo blacker.
Duder 1: "So, let me get this straight. You now have had sex with a black girl, got multiple tickets, holler at every fine asian girl, enjoy grape drink and Hennessy, you can't swim and have started rapping. You're gettin' mo blacker by the day son!"
Duder 2: "Yeah, fo sho."
Duder 2: "Yeah, fo sho."
by westfalia January 08, 2010
A female that is more of a bitch than other bitches because of her selfishness, constant complaining and disregard of other people's well beings. The female version of a dickety dick.
Chica 1: "You're going to wear that? It makes your hips look as wide as the Titanic."
Chica 2: "You serious? I want to go kill myself right now."
Chica 1: "M'eh! Don't crack the concrete when you hit."
Chica 2: "You're such a bitchety bitch! We all know that shit on your face is herpes, not a cold sore."
Chica 2: "You serious? I want to go kill myself right now."
Chica 1: "M'eh! Don't crack the concrete when you hit."
Chica 2: "You're such a bitchety bitch! We all know that shit on your face is herpes, not a cold sore."
by westfalia December 22, 2009
A friend or acquaintance that works inside a big corporation and is willing to give you sensitive information.
Duder 1: "Oh snap! You can look up the CEO's email? What is it?"
Duder 2: "Let me check.......ok got it. It's bill.lumbergh@initech.com."
Duder 1: "Sweet! I'm gonna go sign him up for some penis enhancements and post that shit on FaceBook. Thanks for being my corporate insider."
Duder 2: "Let me check.......ok got it. It's bill.lumbergh@initech.com."
Duder 1: "Sweet! I'm gonna go sign him up for some penis enhancements and post that shit on FaceBook. Thanks for being my corporate insider."
by westfalia January 28, 2010
Boy 1: "Wow dude your mom is so hot! Look at that ass."
Boy 2: "Yes, seriously dude. She's my mom nom of the millenium."
Boy 3: "Fuck you guys, that's my mom."
Boy 2: "Yes, seriously dude. She's my mom nom of the millenium."
Boy 3: "Fuck you guys, that's my mom."
by westfalia December 15, 2009
An alternate term for going down on a guy. Most commonly used when talking to someone in a public place.
Chica 1: "I heard you gave that buff guy in gym class microwave last night."
Chica 2: "Yeah he didn't last long, I've had a lot of practice."
Chica 2: "Yeah he didn't last long, I've had a lot of practice."
by westfalia December 11, 2009
Duder 1: "Dude our anniversary is coming up next week. It's the 14th. What should I get her?"
Duder 2: "14th? You serious? That's the same anniversary as your last girlfriend. You're an anniversary offender doggy."
Duder 1: "Dude don't say anything to her! She would kill me. She hates my ex-girlfriend."
Duder 2: "14th? You serious? That's the same anniversary as your last girlfriend. You're an anniversary offender doggy."
Duder 1: "Dude don't say anything to her! She would kill me. She hates my ex-girlfriend."
by westfalia December 18, 2009
Duder 1: "Dude don't you remember? You thought that girl was hot in 9th grade, but she had really hairy arms."
Duder 2: "What? Are you sure?"
Duder 1: "Yea dude, that's why you backed off."
Duder 2: "Shit you're right. Damn your elephant memory."
Duder 2: "What? Are you sure?"
Duder 1: "Yea dude, that's why you backed off."
Duder 2: "Shit you're right. Damn your elephant memory."
by westfalia December 21, 2009