127 definitions by Westfalia
The act of squeezing your butthole closed tightly in an attempt to chop your turd in half as it exits your anus. To complete a successfull chop-flush you must flush right after your initial chop so you don't clog the shitter.
Man, the biggest turd came out of my ass the other day while at work. Good thing I did a chop-flush so I didn't clog the shitter!
by Westfalia December 4, 2009
A long period of painful, awkward silence when you're talking with your girl about something important. These long pauses make you seriously consider suicide.
Duder: "I don't want you to stop flirting with asian guys because of me, I just want you to understand how I feel"
Chica : "Yeah, I know"
*long silence*
Duder: "What are you thinking?"
Chica: "About what I should do"
*long silence*
Duder: "Damn, another suicide pause. Let's wrap this up before I go off the deep end."
Chica : "Yeah, I know"
*long silence*
Duder: "What are you thinking?"
Chica: "About what I should do"
*long silence*
Duder: "Damn, another suicide pause. Let's wrap this up before I go off the deep end."
by Westfalia December 31, 2010
Duder 1: "Ok, drop that beat. Hit it."
Duder 2: "I take her to da home yea, I putta camera, I tell her"
Duder 1: "Cut! Did you just say 'putta camera'? That's sick doggy!"
Duder 2: "I take her to da home yea, I putta camera, I tell her"
Duder 1: "Cut! Did you just say 'putta camera'? That's sick doggy!"
by Westfalia January 28, 2010
Predetermined and consistent sexual intercourse.
Duder 1: "Dude I just realized that me and my girl fuck every other day! Crazy huh?"
Duder 2: "Damn! That's a sweet ass sex schedule, especially if you're getting some spur of the moment sex on top of that."
Duder 2: "Damn! That's a sweet ass sex schedule, especially if you're getting some spur of the moment sex on top of that."
by Westfalia January 29, 2010
Duder 1: "Ha Ha got this funny story to tell you. So my girl was giving me head the other day and once I spurt in her mouth she pulled away, spit it out and said 'No BUENO!!!'."
Duder 2: "Ha Ha Ha nukka that's one bad spermy reaction. You better drink some pineapple juice with breakfast, lunch and dinner. Get your shit in check."
Duder 2: "Ha Ha Ha nukka that's one bad spermy reaction. You better drink some pineapple juice with breakfast, lunch and dinner. Get your shit in check."
by Westfalia December 19, 2010
Chica: "Hey baby, hold on a second. This will be our 400th time! We should do something special."
Duder: "400th? How do you know that girl?"
Chica: "I keep track in my dick book."
Duder: "Wow! Ok, let's put the blue ribbon I love in your hair. That'll make it special."
Duder: "400th? How do you know that girl?"
Chica: "I keep track in my dick book."
Duder: "Wow! Ok, let's put the blue ribbon I love in your hair. That'll make it special."
by Westfalia December 17, 2009
When multiple, powerful black police officers beat the crap out of a white guy on the street while they are being filmed.
Duder 1: "Oh snap dude look over there. That redneck is getting his ass kicked by LAPD."
Duder 2: "Yea boy! Good thing I got my camera with me. Let's go get this reverse rodney on film."
Duder 1: "Word doggy, word."
Duder 2: "Yea boy! Good thing I got my camera with me. Let's go get this reverse rodney on film."
Duder 1: "Word doggy, word."
by Westfalia January 20, 2010