Westfalia's definitions

tardy circumcision

The removal of a male's foreskin at a very late time in his life. Most common late circumcisions occur when a foreign male comes to the US in his teens and wants to be circumsized to fit in with all the other dudes.

Duder: "What's going on man? How was your weekend?"

Foreigner: "Oh man you won't believe this. I got circumsized."

Duder: "Say what!?! Dude you're 14! Didn't that shit hurt?"

Foreigner: "Yea man, you have no idea. It is still killing me."

Duder: "That is one tardy circumcision for sure!"

by westfalia January 4, 2010

ride stank

The powerful and unstoppable odor you can't get out of your car. Most common ride stanks are pet-related or food-related.

Duder 1: "Holy shit it stinks up in your Lancer doggy!"

Duder 2: "I know dude, I can't get rid of it. My beagle puked his fucking guts out a couple weeks ago."

Duder 1: "Damn dude, he's such a dick. This is one ride stank I'll never be able to get out of my nose ya herd!"

by westfalia January 4, 2010

suicidal dog

A canine that has a look on his face of utter despair. Each time you look a suicidal dog in the eyes it makes you wonder if the dog's ever going to try to commit suicide.

Duder 1: "What the hell is wrong with your beagle dude? He looks like he wants to kill himself."

Duder 2: "I know man, he always looks like that."

Duder 1: "You got yourself a suicidal dog for sure. Make sure you don't give him any rope to play with."

by westfalia January 4, 2010

signature rhyme

A rapper's most used line in various rap songs. Good rappers will find a way to squeeze their signature rhyme into multiple songs.

Duder 1: "How about this? 'I see your girl, she lookin my way. Later tonight I'll ride her like a sleigh'".

Duder 2: "Ha ha. Dude you used 'ride her like a sleigh' in three songs already. It's gonna be your signature rhyme."

Duder 1: "Protect ya neck!"

by westfalia January 8, 2010

sour tabs

License plate tabs that are very old and expired. Most people's sour tabs are over a month expired because they are too broke to afford new ones.

Duder 1: "Fuck dude I got a ticket today."

Duder 2: "For what?"

Duder 1: "My tabs. They expired last month."

Duder 2: "Damn dude! Those are some sour tabs. I been telling you to get them shits for weeks now."

by westfalia January 8, 2010

mo blacker

A process non-african-american's go through to acquire more 'African-American' type characteristics. It is most often white guys that are tring to get stereotypically mo blacker.

Duder 1: "So, let me get this straight. You now have had sex with a black girl, got multiple tickets, holler at every fine asian girl, enjoy grape drink and Hennessy, you can't swim and have started rapping. You're gettin' mo blacker by the day son!"

Duder 2: "Yeah, fo sho."

by westfalia January 8, 2010

CE blocker

Any object, especially a picture of your girlfriend, used to cover up the check engine light in your car. Most people that use a CE blocker are too broke to fix their car and don't want to see that their check engine light is still on.

Duder 1: "Oh is that your girl? Damn you love the asians."

Duder 2: "Yeah it's only there to cover up this."

Duder 1: "Oh snap! Nice CE blocker. How long has your check engine light been on?"

Duder 2: "For like 6 months."

by westfalia January 11, 2010