chainsawesome

Comes from the Gamespy Forums. Basically, just an enhanced version of awesome, meaning more awesome than awesome. Can also be changed from "chainsaw"esome, to anything ending with an "aw" sound, such as Terry Bradshawesome, but none other than chainsawesome are "official" terms.
Tom: "Hey, did you see that new movie?"

Bill: "Yeah, it was chainsawesome!"
by Wes September 08, 2004
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Crush

Dude, I would so like to crush her.

Did you crush it?

I'd crush it.
by Wes August 20, 2003
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Science

Systematic analysis of nature, tends to produce hubris in humans.
After the 17th Century science made men think they were the greatest things in the universe
by Wes July 24, 2003
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kung fu

Not an actual martial art, but a name for a whole group of chinese martial arts. In chinese its translated to the term gong fu, or wushu. All other martial arts sweat kung fu, like the japs kendo and the koreans tae kwon do cant hold a candle against our kung fu
Wes: I know kung fu, wing chun, choy li fut, and Hung fut = D
by Wes September 05, 2003
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Geoshitties

Stupid fucking website hosting place with stupid ugly crap.
Fuck Geoshitties!
by Wes September 06, 2003
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chopping crows

what white people think black people call having sex. At least that's what I'm told.
Man, last night the pizza delivery guy caught me and my girlfriend chopping crows on the kitchen table!
by wes July 11, 2004
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eyejob

To "skeet skeet" into ones eyes.
My girlfriend wanted a hot eyejob, so 'eye' gave one to her!
by Wes January 25, 2005
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