Werther's definitions

Afghanistanimation

A rather animated Afghan.

Man, he's hopped up why is your broham into Afghanistanimation.

by Werther November 20, 2002

river

Where you go to dispose of bodies.

I took my cousin "down to the river" last night, I sure do miss him.

by Werther September 23, 2002

mormon

A religion that relies on converting the dead to their religion, since in the land of the living participation is rather low.

Dont post any names of your dead relatives on the net or they'll get mormonized..

by Werther February 16, 2003

hand

1. Object of masturbation.
2. Object of mooseterbation.
3. Something that performs tasks.

Dont use your head for it, I'll use my hand!

by Werther September 23, 2002

Mango

A large yellowish-red FRUIT.

Man, that sure is one strange mango.

by Werther November 20, 2002

dream

1. A vain imagining involving religion.
2. Something that people with less means hope for: it will never come and will be dangled in their face like a carrot, MUWHAHAHAHA!.
3. An excuse to suceed in life.

Man, that bum sure has some awesome dreams.

Don't dream, kill yourself

by Werther September 23, 2002

Desk

1. Object of fornication
2. Convenient place to stab someone and store their body without those bloody police ever knowing!
3. Large flat surface on which you perform tasks assigned to you.

I am going to my desk to "take care" of Jennifer, my secretary.

by Werther September 19, 2002