Archaic

1. An exceptional programmer known for breaking into some of the worlds most guarded systems by finding and executing new vulnerbilities on the fly.

2. This hax0r who is 13373r +h4n j00
Logging into CIA.gov...
Access Granted.
by webster November 04, 2003
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Mother-in-lawlandia

The place where Clinical Psychologists living in Montana go when their dreams of a happy family life and frequent copulations are thwarted by lowlife social workers from Texas. The word is derived from an incident involving a Clinical Psychologist who became engaged to a divorced woman living in Texas with her two children. The psychologist attempted to convince the social worker that he would be a good father if he gave up custody rights and let his children move to Montana with their mother. To sweeten the deal, he explained that they could live in a house with a mother-in-law apartment.

For two years the Clinical Psychologist harassed the social worker through emails including an increasingly bizarre combination of insults and scientific literature reviews. He even tried to force the hand of the social worker by marrying and impregnating his ex-wife. When he finally became convinced that the social worker did not want to become a better father by giving up his children, he abruptly moved into the mother-in-law apartment, armed himself with a shotgun and a hook-on beard, and declared himself the ruler of the soverign nation of Mother-in-lawlandia.

After a shoot-out with ATF agents ended with his mortal wounding, the Clinical Psychologist was found muttering, "Including snow! Including snow!" which he continued doing until he expired.

Since this incident, any time a Clinical Psychologist living in Montana goes crazy after waiting until his late 30s to find a suitable mate who lives 5 hours away by plane and is thwarted for two years by her ex-husband in his attempt to set up a houshold with her in Montana, he is said to have gone to Mother-in-lawlandia.
If that crazy mother-fucking Clinical Psychologist doesn't hurry up and get laid, he'll end up in Mother-in-lawlandia.
by Webster February 12, 2005
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pHatSaucE

A stupid faggot who is so lame he has to use irc scripts to insult him
u just said u fucked my mom ure as lame as pHatSaucE
by Webster May 10, 2003
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earsdrop

(v) To listen secretly to the private conversation of others.
Vinny earsdropped on Jen while she was talking to a man of African origin.
by Webster June 19, 2006
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grape soda

(1) n. A delicious beverage found in the white palms of urban dwellers across the United States.

(2) n. Slang term used to describe those inclined to drink grape soda.
(1) Miles arrived to the anticipated enthusiasm of his ghetto brethren after picking up a sixer of grape soda from the convenience store.

(2) The neighborhood has gone to crap -- I saw a some grape sodas moving into the corner home.
by Webster June 25, 2004
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biology

The study of life.

Also, a boring class, which gives a lot of homework that I should be doing right now.
Much of the worlds photosynthesis is carried out by bacteria. Photosynthetic bacteria can be classified into four major groups....

see? no one cares.
by webster February 10, 2005
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Amen

Greek: Truly, sure, of a truth, solemnly (amaen)
Verbal Adjective: firm, faithful
Conclusionary clause: so it is, so be it, may it be fulfilled

Hebrew (Aramaic): Conclusionary: So be it. Verbal Adjective: Faithful, firm.

English: Conclusionary word signaling the completion of a prayer (word, Greek: logos).
Amaen Amaen lego humin, "Truly Truly I say to you (plural)"
by Webster November 02, 2004
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