nob chunder

Another term for creamy cock custard.

Fucking hell, now I'm covered in your nob chunder.

by Web Willy April 07, 2003

taking the Bakerloo line to Harrow and Wealdstone

Another terms for anal sex. On maps of the London Underground, the Bakerloo line is coloured brown. Harrow and Wealdstone is the station at the end of the line.

He and Dale Winton were taking the Bakerloo line to Harrow and Wealdstone.

by Web Willy April 07, 2003

safety curtain

The hyman. Refers to the hard curtain lowered at theatres during set changes, where the labia are the stage curtains.

I was the first to lift her safety curtain and enter centre-stage.

by Web Willy April 07, 2003

Bollock baiting

An alternative to prick teasing.

She was bollock baiting me all night. I was dying to Cheam all over her love raisins.

by Web Willy April 07, 2003

Shuttlecock Sally

A practising lesbian.

She's the biggest Shuttlecock Sally since bush baby Brenda.

by Web Willy April 07, 2003

cocktastic

An adjective describing something pleasing or well done.

Well done, Bob. That was a cocktastic presentation. I'm going to recommend you for a raise.

by Web Willy April 07, 2003

short-term salami partner

A gay man who receives oral sex in public toilets.

I was just looking for a short-term salami partner, officer.

by Web Willy April 07, 2003