Web Willy's definitions

Fleshy water slide

A vagina, often loose.

She had a fleshy water slide the size of Centre Parcs.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003

Shuttlecock Sally

A practising lesbian.

She's the biggest Shuttlecock Sally since bush baby Brenda.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003

crack crustaceans

Vaginal fungus.

My crack crustaceans are more uncomfortable than a Swedish weather girl at a John Leslie convention.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003

Virgin Express to Heathrow

A woman experiencing an orgasm for the first time.

I sent her on the Virgin Express to Heathrow last night...

by Web Willy April 7, 2003

nob chunder

Another term for creamy cock custard.

Fucking hell, now I'm covered in your nob chunder.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003

jock sock

A condom, especially while in use.

Oh shit, my jock sock's cocked.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003

pubic tourist

A person who doesn't like to perform oral sex, but has been persuaded by their partner.

Go on, Sarah, you're such a pubic tourist. You don't have to swallow.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003