Web Willy's definitions

Love raisins

A colloquial term for women's nipples, popularised by Mr Kipling.

It was so cold, she had love raisins like bullets.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003

taking the Bakerloo line to Harrow and Wealdstone

Another terms for anal sex. On maps of the London Underground, the Bakerloo line is coloured brown. Harrow and Wealdstone is the station at the end of the line.

He and Dale Winton were taking the Bakerloo line to Harrow and Wealdstone.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003

short-term salami partner

A gay man who receives oral sex in public toilets.

I was just looking for a short-term salami partner, officer.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003

Virgin Express to Heathrow

A woman experiencing an orgasm for the first time.

I sent her on the Virgin Express to Heathrow last night...

by Web Willy April 7, 2003

minge fringe

Women's pubic hair.

I've still got bits of your minge fringe in my teeth from the other night.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003

parting the Red Sea

To have vaginal intercourse or oral sex with a woman who is having her period.

I don't care how much you beg, I'm not parting your Red Sea, Moses.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003

safety curtain

The hyman. Refers to the hard curtain lowered at theatres during set changes, where the labia are the stage curtains.

I was the first to lift her safety curtain and enter centre-stage.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003