Definitions by Web Willy

Love raisins 

A colloquial term for women's nipples, popularised by Mr Kipling.

It was so cold, she had love raisins like bullets.

Love raisins by Web Willy April 7, 2003

short-term salami partner 

A gay man who receives oral sex in public toilets.

I was just looking for a short-term salami partner, officer.

short-term salami partner by Web Willy April 7, 2003

Virgin Express to Heathrow 

A woman experiencing an orgasm for the first time.

I sent her on the Virgin Express to Heathrow last night...

Virgin Express to Heathrow by Web Willy April 7, 2003

taking the Bakerloo line to Harrow and Wealdstone 

Another terms for anal sex. On maps of the London Underground, the Bakerloo line is coloured brown. Harrow and Wealdstone is the station at the end of the line.

He and Dale Winton were taking the Bakerloo line to Harrow and Wealdstone.

taking the Bakerloo line to Harrow and Wealdstone by Web Willy April 7, 2003

minge fringe 

Women's pubic hair.

I've still got bits of your minge fringe in my teeth from the other night.

minge fringe by Web Willy April 7, 2003

jock sock

A condom, especially while in use.

Oh shit, my jock sock's cocked.

jock sock by Web Willy April 7, 2003

parting the Red Sea 

To have vaginal intercourse or oral sex with a woman who is having her period.

I don't care how much you beg, I'm not parting your Red Sea, Moses.

parting the Red Sea by Web Willy April 7, 2003