taking the Bakerloo line to Harrow and Wealdstone

Another terms for anal sex. On maps of the London Underground, the Bakerloo line is coloured brown. Harrow and Wealdstone is the station at the end of the line.

He and Dale Winton were taking the Bakerloo line to Harrow and Wealdstone.

by Web Willy April 07, 2003

safety curtain

The hyman. Refers to the hard curtain lowered at theatres during set changes, where the labia are the stage curtains.

I was the first to lift her safety curtain and enter centre-stage.

by Web Willy April 07, 2003

parting the Red Sea

To have vaginal intercourse or oral sex with a woman who is having her period.

I don't care how much you beg, I'm not parting your Red Sea, Moses.

by Web Willy April 07, 2003

Love raisins

A colloquial term for women's nipples, popularised by Mr Kipling.

It was so cold, she had love raisins like bullets.

by Web Willy April 07, 2003

Shuttlecock Sally

A practising lesbian.

She's the biggest Shuttlecock Sally since bush baby Brenda.

by Web Willy April 07, 2003

Bollock baiting

An alternative to prick teasing.

She was bollock baiting me all night. I was dying to Cheam all over her love raisins.

by Web Willy April 07, 2003

Fleshy water slide

A vagina, often loose.

She had a fleshy water slide the size of Centre Parcs.

by Web Willy April 07, 2003