Definitions by Web Willy

Tuna Taster 

A person who engages in oral sex with a middle aged woman.

Francis has become such a Tuna Taster.

Tuna Taster by Web Willy April 7, 2003

Creamy Cock Custard

Human semen, especially when it was been left for a long period of time.

I'm not cleaning your creamy cock custard off the curtains again.

Creamy Cock Custard by Web Willy April 7, 2003

Shuttlecock Sally 

A practising lesbian.

She's the biggest Shuttlecock Sally since bush baby Brenda.

Shuttlecock Sally by Web Willy April 7, 2003

Fleshy water slide 

A vagina, often loose.

She had a fleshy water slide the size of Centre Parcs.

Fleshy water slide by Web Willy April 7, 2003

crack crustaceans 

Vaginal fungus.

My crack crustaceans are more uncomfortable than a Swedish weather girl at a John Leslie convention.

crack crustaceans by Web Willy April 7, 2003

Urban shrimp jockey 

A young, adventurous lesbian.

They were all over each other like Rhona Cameron riding an urban shrimp jockey.

Urban shrimp jockey by Web Willy April 7, 2003

Love raisins 

A colloquial term for women's nipples, popularised by Mr Kipling.

It was so cold, she had love raisins like bullets.

Love raisins by Web Willy April 7, 2003