Creamy Cock Custard

Human semen, especially when it was been left for a long period of time.

I'm not cleaning your creamy cock custard off the curtains again.

by Web Willy April 07, 2003

minge fringe

Women's pubic hair.

I've still got bits of your minge fringe in my teeth from the other night.

by Web Willy April 07, 2003

Bollock baiting

An alternative to prick teasing.

She was bollock baiting me all night. I was dying to Cheam all over her love raisins.

by Web Willy April 07, 2003

shit shaver

Somebody who tries to refine a poor or unusable piece of work, in the hope that it may become usable. A variation of "polishing a turd".

There's no point in shit-shaving that piece of crap, Nigel.

by Web Willy April 07, 2003

cock skirt

An excessively long foreksin, resulting in the foreskin overhanging the penis and looking like a purple Scotsman in a pink kilt.

My cock skirt's a bit chilly tonight.

by Web Willy April 07, 2003

crack crustaceans

Vaginal fungus.

My crack crustaceans are more uncomfortable than a Swedish weather girl at a John Leslie convention.

by Web Willy April 07, 2003

Virgin Express to Heathrow

A woman experiencing an orgasm for the first time.

I sent her on the Virgin Express to Heathrow last night...

by Web Willy April 07, 2003