pubic tourist

A person who doesn't like to perform oral sex, but has been persuaded by their partner.

Go on, Sarah, you're such a pubic tourist. You don't have to swallow.

by Web Willy April 07, 2003

minge fringe

Women's pubic hair.

I've still got bits of your minge fringe in my teeth from the other night.

by Web Willy April 07, 2003

Fleshy water slide

A vagina, often loose.

She had a fleshy water slide the size of Centre Parcs.

by Web Willy April 07, 2003

Virgin Express to Heathrow

A woman experiencing an orgasm for the first time.

I sent her on the Virgin Express to Heathrow last night...

by Web Willy April 07, 2003

Urban shrimp jockey

A young, adventurous lesbian.

They were all over each other like Rhona Cameron riding an urban shrimp jockey.

by Web Willy April 07, 2003

parting the Red Sea

To have vaginal intercourse or oral sex with a woman who is having her period.

I don't care how much you beg, I'm not parting your Red Sea, Moses.

by Web Willy April 07, 2003

Love raisins

A colloquial term for women's nipples, popularised by Mr Kipling.

It was so cold, she had love raisins like bullets.

by Web Willy April 07, 2003