THE B.J.L.D. LOOK

BJLD stands for "Big Johnny Love Dart,"
the penis...duh! When a guy gives a chick the BJLD look, he wants to get a leg over, if ya know what I mean. Willy The One-Eyed Wonder Worm wants to do push ups in that dark, damp, love tunnel until he pukes.

I was givin' her the B.J.L.D. look from across the bar. She then threw a beer glass at me and told me to 'fuck off.'

by weave August 11, 2003

tizzun

a racially offensive term for a black person. NOTE: this is another word with hundreds of spellings, or should I say misspellings. This is the ONLY correct spelling...take heed!

Please refrain from using the term "tizzun," and other racially insensitive epithets.

by weave March 19, 2003

SPORTING MORE WOOD THAN A LUMBERYARD

to be in possession of a diamond cutter, or "rager."

After winning the lottery, I was sporting more wood than a lumberyard.

by weave January 09, 2004

TITSOON

A racially disparaging term for a black person...literally means "burnt end of the stick," or perhaps, a charcoal briquette. It may have something to do with the color, huh? This spelling is the phonetically-advantageous and more popularized version; however, the correct goombah spelling is "tizzun."
(SAME PRONUNCIATION)

Fuckin' titsoon stole 30 cartons of Newports, 115 Watermelons, 1,000 packets of multi-flavored Kool-Aid mix, 17 cases of Orange Crush, 122 bottles of Colt 45 Malt Liquor, a pallet of Banquet frozen fried chicken, and all the fuckin' spear ribs and collared greens the supermarket had in stock!

by weave November 22, 2003

WEAVE

to daydream to such a degree as to be momentarily unaware of your immediate surroundings; to get lost in thought; to drift off mentally, albeit briefly.

Everything was thoroughly explained to Joe at the meeting, yet he said he wasn't aware of a thing that was said. The sumbitch was probably weaving!

Joe is such a weave!

by weave September 29, 2003

BDOLOTIC

displaying a propensity toward flatulatory episodes; prone to farting.

As I consumed the kidney beans, I became progressively more bdolotic as the night went on.

by weave September 18, 2003

sausage wallet

the vagina; slimy hatchet wound; the eye that weeps best when most pleased.

The roast beef curtains on her sausage wallet appeared to be large, puffy, and swollen; it almost appeared as though you could fly a 747 into the Grand Canyon.

by weave March 27, 2003