Definitions by Weave

OPHELIMITY 

the aptitude or ability to fulfill and please one's sex partner

If most men rated Carmen Electra's ophelimity on a scale from 1 to 10, I bet they'd say 15!

OPHELIMITY by weave September 21, 2003

MICROPHALLUS 

an abnormally small runion; a minuscule
penis.
Adjectival Variant: Microphallic

In a valiant effort to add length and girth to my microphallus, I did just as my friend suggested -- I tied a 20-pound dumbbell around my member and tossed it out the window. In retrospect, I think the suction pump might have worked better.

MICROPHALLUS by weave September 21, 2003

BONNYCLABBER 

sour milk

In order to get rid of the garlic on my breath, my girlfriend suggested that I drink some bonnyclabber. It definitely got rid of the garlic odor, but I wound up at the gastroenterological unit at the local hospital for 6 weeks.

BONNYCLABBER by weave September 21, 2003

PARBREAK 

to puke; toss one's cookies; to perform a technicolor yawn; yak; yuke, vomit.

After a night of reckless and uninhibited self-indulgence, I found myself parbreaking all over my car seat and steering wheel after leaving the saloon.

PARBREAK by weave September 20, 2003

SIGNIFICANT UDDER 

a live-in sex partner with whom you literally "milk" the relationship for its great sex, without the intent of ever having a serious relationship. Very popular among today's youth.

Anne was my significant udder for three years until Debbie came around. After 6 months, I proposed to Debbie, and she became my significant other shortly thereafter.

SIGNIFICANT UDDER by weave September 20, 2003

APODYOPSIS 

the practice of envisioning a person in the buff, or naked.

I just couldn't help indulging in a little apodyopsis after meeting the new office secretary; she had more curves than a warped two-by-four.

APODYOPSIS by weave September 20, 2003

HIRCISMUS 

an odious stench emanating from your underarms; stanky axillae.

The girl I picked up at the bar was a dime, but after my slow dance with her and my proboscis nestled close to her armpit, I discovered that she put the "H" in hircismus.

HIRCISMUS by weave September 20, 2003