a vast and plentiful array of the fairer sex in one given place. An assemblage of hot-looking chicks at a given locale.
When cruising through the mall today, it was definitely a veritable smorgasbord of feminine pulchritude.
by weave September 07, 2003
Get the VERITABLE SMORGASBORD OF FEMININE PULCHRITUDE mug.

SHRAM

(verb): penile shrinkage due to the cold.
As I jumped in the lake to skinny-dip with my girl, my vanity, as well as my third leg, diminished rapidly. I unflatteringly shrammed to about one centimeter. I earned the new nickname "Needledick Bugfucker."
by weave September 08, 2003
Get the SHRAM mug.

fiendin'

to have an intense craving, hankering, or desire for something.
After not being with a woman for nearly 9 months, I was fiendin' for a slice of that poontang pie!
by weave March 21, 2003
Get the fiendin' mug.

bustle in your hedgerow

Mad props to Ken Di Cosmo for the definition and clarification.
by weave January 10, 2004
Get the bustle in your hedgerow mug.

FULL OF SHIZZLE

He said that her vagina was so tight that it felt like it had a headlock on his manhood. When I had her, it felt like I was flying a 747 into the Grand Canyon. He's full of shizzle, unless he's hung like a show dog!
by weave October 25, 2003
Get the FULL OF SHIZZLE mug.

MATTRESS MUNCHER

a nancy boy or queer; a member of the "homogenized persuasion," an unadulterated, unmitigated, bred-in-the-bone, dyed-in-the wool, etched-in-stone
cruiser on the chocolate freeway.
Greenwich Village is the official "faggot capital of the world," so I am told, and features a plethora of mattress-munching cackpipe cosmonauts!
by weave September 07, 2003
Get the MATTRESS MUNCHER mug.

bah- fungoo

Italian Slang: Literally, "go stick it in your ass!" or "Up your ass." Derived from "Va F'anculo," an exclamation of annoyance or contempt.
Ah, bah-fungoo! Go back to your goumada, ya bastid!
by weave March 17, 2003
Get the bah- fungoo mug.