by WeatherForcast March 14, 2022
Get the Crumingmug. This is a very special kind of horny. It only happens at someones lowest moments. It can only be described as a very desperate type of person who needs a good fuck. Now don't be fooled this gal is not an ugg at all she's as sexy as they come but the gents are fucking blind and wont take her for a spin. So give a girl a good fuck and help her dust off those cobwebs because the pussy does not disappoint. Pull that hair and give that ass a smack because this woman does not lack.
Toby: I need a good fuck.
Lob: Ask Tilly I hear she's hurtin for a squirtin.
Toby: Bet. Consider her satisfied (licks lips).
Lob: Ask Tilly I hear she's hurtin for a squirtin.
Toby: Bet. Consider her satisfied (licks lips).
by WeatherForcast March 29, 2022
Get the Hurtin for a Squirtinmug. When you meet a boy that’s really quiet but he somehow has the ability to make you really wet. His silence rings from his sexy mouth and gets the labia goin.
Tilly: Have you ever talked to Jarred.
Lob: Nah he doesn’t talk to anyone.
Tilly: It lowkey gets me quet.
Lob: Wanna try and have a threesome with him?
Tilly: Totes.
Lob: Nah he doesn’t talk to anyone.
Tilly: It lowkey gets me quet.
Lob: Wanna try and have a threesome with him?
Tilly: Totes.
by WeatherForcast March 26, 2022
Get the Quetmug. When you’re hooking up with a guy and he goes down on the gal so well that you don’t know how he can ever eat again and you’re worried that your gal has been ransacked because his mouth was crafted by Jesus fucking Chris himself.
I had to blend up my boyfriend eggs and bacon this morning because he owen grayed it last night. He has to get his jaw wired shut tomorrow.
by WeatherForcast March 26, 2022
Get the Owen Grayedmug. Nobody gives a fuck about the birth of America and the separation of those tea suckers from the damn colonizers. That is yesterdays problem. What people were really whispering about was the the awful happenings of discharge. The question is why does discharge happen… fuck discharge. While swimming is all good and fun it’s the dangers of taking off the suit that girls across America fret about. What has my vagina created? You have to take off your suit and discover. July 5th marks a type of day that you and your friends promise to never talk about. The kind of day that stays between the brothers forever and always.
Lisa: Hey I’m tired let’s go dry off and put on our clothes… get out of these suits.
Ophelia and Eddy: Okay !
Lisa: Let’s see the goods. Just for fun we’re all girls.
Eddy: Ahhhhhhhhh what just flight out of Ophelia???
Ophelia: Guys oh my gosh. No.
Eddy: We can’t be friends with discharge girl.
Lisa: Yeah let’s get out of here before we get the discharge touch.
Ophelia: Guys please never talk about this it’s a July 5th kinda moment.
Ophelia and Eddy: Okay !
Lisa: Let’s see the goods. Just for fun we’re all girls.
Eddy: Ahhhhhhhhh what just flight out of Ophelia???
Ophelia: Guys oh my gosh. No.
Eddy: We can’t be friends with discharge girl.
Lisa: Yeah let’s get out of here before we get the discharge touch.
Ophelia: Guys please never talk about this it’s a July 5th kinda moment.
by WeatherForcast March 26, 2022
Get the July 5thmug. These little fucks are everywhere they can seem like normal people but they aren’t. They are known for there silly stupid little hair cuts. These boys have gone through rigorous testing on bird knowledge as well as how to make sure a woman never has an orgasm. They are the benjamin button of high school boys and make sure to never date one. If you do you might find yourself spinning like a dreidel and vomiting because he’s just pulled the kitten lip and said pweeeease. DONT FUCKING DO IT.
Roger: Come and hang out with me.
Lola: No.
Roger: Why?
Lola: No.
Roger: Pweeeease?
Lola: No… go lick a dick you american cut.
Lola: No.
Roger: Why?
Lola: No.
Roger: Pweeeease?
Lola: No… go lick a dick you american cut.
by WeatherForcast March 26, 2022
Get the american cutmug. This boy is a good guy that would never do anything to ever hurt you. Except his a manipulative little bastard that has a decent dick. However, don’t be fooled because you literally have to the fight through Narnia and the fucking amazon rain forest to see his dick because he doesn't know how a razor works. He is called a leaky faucet because he can’t plug is holes. His dick is always expelling his nasty ass span and his eyes are always expelling tears because he’s a bitch ass. Don’t feel bad for a leaky faucet and don’t ever turn him on unless you want to be on your hands and knees cleaning up all of his nasty bodily fluids for the rest of your life.
I dated a leaky faucet and it was honestly the worst few months of my life. My pussy was always extremely dry because he could never turn me on but I managed to always be wet everywhere else.
by WeatherForcast March 26, 2022
Get the leaky faucetmug.