WeWillAllDieSoon's definitions
1. the art of pretending to be a noble gas
2. an agonizing high school class designed to teach students about definition 1
2. an agonizing high school class designed to teach students about definition 1
by WeWillAllDieSoon December 2, 2020
Get the Chemistrymug. 
by WeWillAllDieSoon October 29, 2019
Get the school bathroommug. by WeWillAllDieSoon October 16, 2020
Get the swordfightmug. The best method of solving a quadratic. When your equation is in the standard form of ax² + bx + c = 0, x = (-b ± √b² - 4ac) / 2a. It is far superior to both factoring and completing the square. The equation may look difficult, but all you have to do is plug in the coefficients and simplify!
A: I had to use the quadratic formula to solve that tricky problem.
B: Why didn't you just do that in the first place?
B: Why didn't you just do that in the first place?
by WeWillAllDieSoon November 11, 2020
Get the Quadratic Formulamug. What did you expect to find here?
I borrowed the time machine from the guy who wrote the definition for 2034 and took note of important events.
I borrowed the time machine from the guy who wrote the definition for 2034 and took note of important events.
On November 7 of the year 2054, the lease agreement International Speedway Corporation has with Daytona Beach Racing and Recreational Facilities District will expire.
Earth and Mars will collide shortly afterward.
Earth and Mars will collide shortly afterward.
by WeWillAllDieSoon March 30, 2021
Get the 2054mug. The Iron Butt is a large device, used as a replacement of one's butt. It is a large gray and dark blue machine with many wires, gears, pipes, lights, and other things sticking out of it. Concept-wise, it is a machine that doctors use in Bikini Bottom if a patient's butt is severely injured.
The Iron Butt is a parody of a device called the "Iron Lung," which was used for breathing problems because of Polio and Botulism.
The Iron Butt is a parody of a device called the "Iron Lung," which was used for breathing problems because of Polio and Botulism.
“One more injury like that and you could wind up like that poor creature there, in the Iron Butt.”
“Oh man, it itches!”
“Oh man, it itches!”
by WeWillAllDieSoon June 3, 2021
Get the Iron Buttmug.