According to online lore are a number of “pills” (outlooks on life) out there for men, to take, including:
-Blue Pill (thinking life will get better even if you don’t do anything to change. You’ll get a girlfriend, a good job, and a joyful life without having to change a bit)
-Red Pill (realizing that none of the above will happen unless you make some serious changes in life- start working out, eat healthier, learn to do better at work, quit watching porn or using drugs, etc…)
-Black Pill (realizing that the world is inherently rigged against young men and there’s nothing you can do about it)
-Pink Pill (thinking that the world is so rigged against men that the only way forward is to transition)
Finally, there’s the Gold Pill. The most beautiful and spiritually freeing of them all. The Gold Pill says that there will be many harsh challenges ahead, but you’ll be able to overcome them because God is with you and on your side. So you need not be afraid, because when the time comes, you’ll have the strength you need to carry the day.
-Blue Pill (thinking life will get better even if you don’t do anything to change. You’ll get a girlfriend, a good job, and a joyful life without having to change a bit)
-Red Pill (realizing that none of the above will happen unless you make some serious changes in life- start working out, eat healthier, learn to do better at work, quit watching porn or using drugs, etc…)
-Black Pill (realizing that the world is inherently rigged against young men and there’s nothing you can do about it)
-Pink Pill (thinking that the world is so rigged against men that the only way forward is to transition)
Finally, there’s the Gold Pill. The most beautiful and spiritually freeing of them all. The Gold Pill says that there will be many harsh challenges ahead, but you’ll be able to overcome them because God is with you and on your side. So you need not be afraid, because when the time comes, you’ll have the strength you need to carry the day.
Robert: Eric, have you been ok? I know it’s been rough, dealing with losing your job and your girlfriend all in the same week.
Eric: It’s been tough. But I just keep reminding myself. In the end, we win.
Robert: Wow, based and goldpilled.
Eric: It’s been tough. But I just keep reminding myself. In the end, we win.
Robert: Wow, based and goldpilled.
by WeAlsoDoSomeTrolling June 06, 2024
A unique dialect of English characterized by the clear, concise, and polite language typically used by OpenAI's ChatGPT. It’s known to make frequent use of various adjectives, often using more than a typical human would in normal conversation.
The above description was written in ChatGPTese. It sounds that way because ChatGPT actually wrote it.
by WeAlsoDoSomeTrolling May 28, 2024
I fucking hate Austin's traffic. My drive to work is an hour long, despite being only 4 miles away ATCF.
by WeAlsoDoSomeTrolling March 28, 2021
Another game for FPS games. Similarly to how adventure platformers are called metroidvanias (after Metroid and Castlevania), shooters can be called Wolfendooms (after Wolfenstein and Doom).
by WeAlsoDoSomeTrolling September 03, 2022
A portmanteau of car + barbarian. Someone who clearly got their drivers license in a box of Cracker Jacks. These are people who behave like complete assholes behind the wheel and refuse to recognize the humanity of anyone who isn’t in a car, and frequently the other drivers on the road as well.
Typical traits of carbarians:
-Always driving at 20 mph above the speed limit, even in residential areas
-Removing the mufflers from their cars for no other reason than to make more noise
-Intentionally running over cyclists and pedestrians
-Voting against anything that would be convenient to anyone other than themselves and other carbarians, thereby turning their town into a mess of freeways, traffic jams, overpasses, and parking lots for shitty chain restaurants
-Having religious objections to using their turn signals
-Driving drunk or distracted
-Owning a low mileage car
-Having way too many political bumper stickers
-Honking at non-carbarians for doing the speed limit
-Hit and runs
-Always driving at 20 mph above the speed limit, even in residential areas
-Removing the mufflers from their cars for no other reason than to make more noise
-Intentionally running over cyclists and pedestrians
-Voting against anything that would be convenient to anyone other than themselves and other carbarians, thereby turning their town into a mess of freeways, traffic jams, overpasses, and parking lots for shitty chain restaurants
-Having religious objections to using their turn signals
-Driving drunk or distracted
-Owning a low mileage car
-Having way too many political bumper stickers
-Honking at non-carbarians for doing the speed limit
-Hit and runs
by WeAlsoDoSomeTrolling April 24, 2022
It’s simple: don’t do anything Christmassy until Dec 1st. Don’t put up Christmas decorations, don’t vibe to Christmas music, and don’t dress like Santa Claus until November is over.
Alex: ZOMG! ITS NOV 1st AND YOU STILL DONT HAVE YOUR CHRISTMAS TREE UP? GET WITH THE TIMES!!!!!1!!!1!
Bryan: No Noel November,
man.
Bryan: No Noel November,
man.
by WeAlsoDoSomeTrolling November 22, 2020
The act of sleeping with multiple alarms, knowing that just one of them won’t wake you up in the morning.
Sleepy: I was supposed to arrive at work at 7:45 but wasn’t even awake until 8.
Doc: You could always try polyalarmory, you know.
Doc: You could always try polyalarmory, you know.
by WeAlsoDoSomeTrolling August 15, 2023