Jay Dyer’s Rule of Nutrition states that you should never eat anything that has cartoon characters on its package. Basically, processed junk food.
Dyer’s Rule of Nutrition would rule out:
>Cocoa Pebbles
>M&Ms
>Cheetos
>Flintstones Gummies
>Count Chocula
>Lunchly
>Cocoa Pebbles
>M&Ms
>Cheetos
>Flintstones Gummies
>Count Chocula
>Lunchly
by WeAlsoDoSomeTrolling June 28, 2025
In a video game, a critical hit that occurs when a normal hit would have killed the enemy. Typically annoying in that the crit would have been desired when the enemy was at full health.
An example of a cosmetic crit in Fire Emblem: Three Houses
*Felix goes to fight some enemy*
*He has a 40% chance of landing a crit on the enemy*
*first hit: 34 damage, enemy is almost dead*
Player: Dang, no crits.
*enemy punches Felix back, Felix takes 10 damage*
Player: Would have avoided it if he’d gotten the crit, but oh well.
Felix, going for the killing blow: I’LL CUT YOU DOWN!
Player: Seriously, Felix? You couldn’t have gotten that earlier?
*Felix goes to fight some enemy*
*He has a 40% chance of landing a crit on the enemy*
*first hit: 34 damage, enemy is almost dead*
Player: Dang, no crits.
*enemy punches Felix back, Felix takes 10 damage*
Player: Would have avoided it if he’d gotten the crit, but oh well.
Felix, going for the killing blow: I’LL CUT YOU DOWN!
Player: Seriously, Felix? You couldn’t have gotten that earlier?
by WeAlsoDoSomeTrolling July 21, 2022