The opposite of plot armor: a predictable guarantee that a character will die for plot purposes.
Refers to the 2006 assassination of Russian defector Alexander Litvinenko in London using polonium, a dangerous and radioactive element.
Refers to the 2006 assassination of Russian defector Alexander Litvinenko in London using polonium, a dangerous and radioactive element.
Andrew: That dude is making out with the main character’s love interest!
Bill: He has plot polonium. He’ll die by two episodes. I’m calling it.
Bill: He has plot polonium. He’ll die by two episodes. I’m calling it.
by WeAlsoDoSomeTrolling April 26, 2020
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Slang for putting a video, especially a boring instructional video, on 2x speed to make it go by faster, typically because the presenter talks too slowly. So named because it makes the presenter sound like Ben Shapiro (or a chipmunk).
Slang for putting a video, especially a boring instructional video, on 2x speed to make it go by faster, typically because the presenter talks too slowly. So named because it makes the presenter sound like Ben Shapiro (or a chipmunk).
Ugh, another asynchronous lecture video. Let's save us some time and energy and put it into Shapiro Mode.
by WeAlsoDoSomeTrolling September 01, 2021
Get the Shapiro Mode mug.A level of Dating Hell deeper than the friendzone. In the Spendzone, a girl will expect you to buy her a bunch of expensive gifts only to reveal that she wasn’t into you at all and just wanted to extract financial support from you. Very frequently, she’ll ditch you for a richer guy. Then lather, rinse, repeat.
I spent $2k on a Gucci purse for my girlfriend only for her to spendzone me and run off with some podiatrist in Queens.
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