32 definitions by WeAlsoDoSomeTrolling
Austin slang for the endless and eternal traffic jam that is Loop 1, collectively known to Austinites as MoPac.
by WeAlsoDoSomeTrolling December 17, 2022
Parents who are white on the outside, but Asian all the way through. Named after a type of rice cake from Japan that uses white rice.
Same unbalanced focus on grades/academics at expense of all else, same overbearing and overprotective nature, same perfectionist kids who burn out from anxiety.
Same unbalanced focus on grades/academics at expense of all else, same overbearing and overprotective nature, same perfectionist kids who burn out from anxiety.
Scott: Fuuuuuck, my parents yelled at me all night for getting an 89 on the last exam. I still have a 4.1 GPA, so I don’t see what the problem is. I can’t handle my parents anymore.
Richard: Sounds like a classic case of onigiri parents.
Richard: Sounds like a classic case of onigiri parents.
by WeAlsoDoSomeTrolling April 18, 2022
The act of sleeping with multiple alarms, knowing that just one of them won’t wake you up in the morning.
Sleepy: I was supposed to arrive at work at 7:45 but wasn’t even awake until 8.
Doc: You could always try polyalarmory, you know.
Doc: You could always try polyalarmory, you know.
by WeAlsoDoSomeTrolling August 15, 2023
A euphemism for paying for things in favors rather than with real money. Just like Bitcoin, it isn't real money either.
by WeAlsoDoSomeTrolling December 14, 2022
So, my computer crashed and autosaved my report halfway through. I finished it on the autosaved version, but submitted the pre-autosave version which was still half complete, and got a zero on my report. IFTUPB...
by WeAlsoDoSomeTrolling March 18, 2021
by WeAlsoDoSomeTrolling December 20, 2021
The Diaper Principle states that anyone who has seen you wearing a diaper will never be able to see you as a full adult. This includes, but is not limited to, your parents, your older siblings/cousins, your aunts/uncles, your grandparents, and anyone who's ever been unfortunate enough to have encountered Turning Point USA.
The Diaper Principle in action
1. Aaron: I'm 22 and my parents still won't let me stay out past 9 pm and whenever I confront them about it, their response is always the same: "Because I said so"
Barry: Yeah, that's the Diaper Principle in action. Your best bet is to get a job and move out.
2. Caroline: I saw those Turning Point USA idiots on campus today. They were all wearing diapers and chanting "Socialism sucks! Checkmate libtards!"
Donna: Haven't these clowns heard of the Diaper Principle?
1. Aaron: I'm 22 and my parents still won't let me stay out past 9 pm and whenever I confront them about it, their response is always the same: "Because I said so"
Barry: Yeah, that's the Diaper Principle in action. Your best bet is to get a job and move out.
2. Caroline: I saw those Turning Point USA idiots on campus today. They were all wearing diapers and chanting "Socialism sucks! Checkmate libtards!"
Donna: Haven't these clowns heard of the Diaper Principle?
by WeAlsoDoSomeTrolling March 20, 2021