Parents who are white on the outside, but Asian all the way through. Named after a type of rice cake from Japan that uses white rice.
Same unbalanced focus on grades/academics at expense of all else, same overbearing and overprotective nature, same perfectionist kids who burn out from anxiety.
Same unbalanced focus on grades/academics at expense of all else, same overbearing and overprotective nature, same perfectionist kids who burn out from anxiety.
Scott: Fuuuuuck, my parents yelled at me all night for getting an 89 on the last exam. I still have a 4.1 GPA, so I don’t see what the problem is. I can’t handle my parents anymore.
Richard: Sounds like a classic case of onigiri parents.
Richard: Sounds like a classic case of onigiri parents.
by WeAlsoDoSomeTrolling April 18, 2022
Trying to speak Spanish, stumbling on a word, and just guessing at the word, usually by putting an o at the end.
Alice: ¿A donde trabajas, Bob? (Where do you work, Bob?)
Bob: Yo trabajo en un tienda de… bookos. (I work at a bookstore- forgetting the word for books and using Guesspañol instead)
Bob: Yo trabajo en un tienda de… bookos. (I work at a bookstore- forgetting the word for books and using Guesspañol instead)
by WeAlsoDoSomeTrolling May 13, 2023
Austin slang for the endless and eternal traffic jam that is Loop 1, collectively known to Austinites as MoPac.
by WeAlsoDoSomeTrolling December 17, 2022
by WeAlsoDoSomeTrolling December 20, 2021
The opposite of plot armor: a predictable guarantee that a character will die for plot purposes.
Refers to the 2006 assassination of Russian defector Alexander Litvinenko in London using polonium, a dangerous and radioactive element.
Refers to the 2006 assassination of Russian defector Alexander Litvinenko in London using polonium, a dangerous and radioactive element.
Andrew: That dude is making out with the main character’s love interest!
Bill: He has plot polonium. He’ll die by two episodes. I’m calling it.
Bill: He has plot polonium. He’ll die by two episodes. I’m calling it.
by WeAlsoDoSomeTrolling April 26, 2020
Dominic: Been feeling kinda down lately; my dog passed away.
Roger: It’s ok. The doctrine of Sola Fido states that all dogs go to heaven.
Roger: It’s ok. The doctrine of Sola Fido states that all dogs go to heaven.
by WeAlsoDoSomeTrolling November 23, 2024
A giant pickup truck or SUV that’s so tall and heavy that most impacts, especially those involving children, will result in fatality. On a normal car, if it hits you, you can usually roll onto the hood and off the side because the top of the hood is 2 feet off the ground. A kiddie squisher is typically 5 feet off the ground, so that’s not an option, so your only option is to go forward and onto the ground, which is much more dangerous.
On top of that, the hood obstructs your vision because of its sheer size, the car is difficult to turn, and the sheer weight of the car makes it slow to stop, so avoiding obstacles is difficult in a kiddie squisher.
On top of that, the hood obstructs your vision because of its sheer size, the car is difficult to turn, and the sheer weight of the car makes it slow to stop, so avoiding obstacles is difficult in a kiddie squisher.
Anyone who drives a kiddie squisher like a Ford F-150 or a Chevy Silverado is clearly compensating for something.
by WeAlsoDoSomeTrolling September 02, 2022