by WeAlsoDoSomeTrolling April 23, 2023
A Paul Arc is when you’re single and using that time for growth. It could mean self improvement, growing in faith, working out more, breaking addictions, or starting a business.
Named after the Apostle Paul, who was single for his entire life. Rather than fretting about it, he used the spare time to help the early church grow and urged young men to do the same.
Named after the Apostle Paul, who was single for his entire life. Rather than fretting about it, he used the spare time to help the early church grow and urged young men to do the same.
Jack and Chad both got dumped around the same time. Jack spent the whole year moping about and whining about it, and is still single to this day.
Chad took a different approach: he went on his Paul Arc. He got on a workout routine, started reading his Bible every day, started a business selling nutritional supplements, and got married about five years later.
Chad took a different approach: he went on his Paul Arc. He got on a workout routine, started reading his Bible every day, started a business selling nutritional supplements, and got married about five years later.
by WeAlsoDoSomeTrolling December 16, 2024
A centrist who is full of bad faith arguments and is willing to defend any political stance so long as it’s awful. Typically, they’ve been entirely bought out by whatever corporation dominates their state.
My congressman thinks unions and minimum wage hikes are extremist, but he wholeheartedly supports private strikebreaker forces. He thinks renewable energy and EVs are a socialist pipe dream, but he voted yes to an additional $85B in oil subsidies. He called universal healthcare is overpriced, but voted to continue the war in Berserkistan.
Literally nobody in our district supports him because he’s a centroll.
Literally nobody in our district supports him because he’s a centroll.
by WeAlsoDoSomeTrolling May 14, 2022
Short for "Go touch some grass".
Meaning go outside and do something other than playing video games or doomscrolling on social media.
Meaning go outside and do something other than playing video games or doomscrolling on social media.
Alex: DUDE I JUST WON A REDDIT ARGUMENT ABOUT HOW MY GENSHIN IMPACT WAIFU IS THE ONE AND ONLY "BEST GIRL"!
Bob: GTSG, dude.
Bob: GTSG, dude.
by WeAlsoDoSomeTrolling March 07, 2023
In a video game, a critical hit that occurs when a normal hit would have killed the enemy. Typically annoying in that the crit would have been desired when the enemy was at full health.
An example of a cosmetic crit in Fire Emblem: Three Houses
*Felix goes to fight some enemy*
*He has a 40% chance of landing a crit on the enemy*
*first hit: 34 damage, enemy is almost dead*
Player: Dang, no crits.
*enemy punches Felix back, Felix takes 10 damage*
Player: Would have avoided it if he’d gotten the crit, but oh well.
Felix, going for the killing blow: I’LL CUT YOU DOWN!
Player: Seriously, Felix? You couldn’t have gotten that earlier?
*Felix goes to fight some enemy*
*He has a 40% chance of landing a crit on the enemy*
*first hit: 34 damage, enemy is almost dead*
Player: Dang, no crits.
*enemy punches Felix back, Felix takes 10 damage*
Player: Would have avoided it if he’d gotten the crit, but oh well.
Felix, going for the killing blow: I’LL CUT YOU DOWN!
Player: Seriously, Felix? You couldn’t have gotten that earlier?
by WeAlsoDoSomeTrolling July 21, 2022
Examples of male canon events include:
>drawing comics as a kid
>playing video games with the boys
>fumbling your first crush
>realizing you hate being in school
>fantasizing about saving your crush from some violent entity
>holding the flashlight for your dad
>graffitiing something
>realizing you gotta hit the gym
>wanting to start a YouTube channel
>realizing that you’ll never be good enough at your favorite sport to go professional
>hating your first job
>realizing how badly you need to fix your life at 3 am
>watching your friend group evaporate after HS
>living in an apartment and refusing to decorate it
>wondering if you’d look better bald
>drawing comics as a kid
>playing video games with the boys
>fumbling your first crush
>realizing you hate being in school
>fantasizing about saving your crush from some violent entity
>holding the flashlight for your dad
>graffitiing something
>realizing you gotta hit the gym
>wanting to start a YouTube channel
>realizing that you’ll never be good enough at your favorite sport to go professional
>hating your first job
>realizing how badly you need to fix your life at 3 am
>watching your friend group evaporate after HS
>living in an apartment and refusing to decorate it
>wondering if you’d look better bald
by WeAlsoDoSomeTrolling May 08, 2025
Wounds attained from assembling IKEA furniture. Typically the ones that have metal rods and such that need to bend so the screws line up.
I have an IKEA bite on my hand from a particularly nasty Lillåsen that I assembled while moving into a college apartment.
by WeAlsoDoSomeTrolling August 22, 2022