Consume product

To mindlessly buy shit you don’t need for stupid reasons, typically because it’s advertised well.
Don’t ask questions, just consume product and get excited for next products.
by WeAlsoDoSomeTrolling January 31, 2022
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Shlad

A cute, wholesome little Chad who loves playing with Tonka Trucks.
Zoo Wee Mama! Shlad loves his new Tonka Truck. He epic!
by WeAlsoDoSomeTrolling December 19, 2021
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ChatGPTese

A unique dialect of English characterized by the clear, concise, and polite language typically used by OpenAI's ChatGPT. It’s known to make frequent use of various adjectives, often using more than a typical human would in normal conversation.
The above description was written in ChatGPTese. It sounds that way because ChatGPT actually wrote it.
by WeAlsoDoSomeTrolling May 28, 2024
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Microsoft Product

Any product that is poorly designed, easy to hack, bloated, annoying to use, laggy, full of unwanted features, or prone to frequent malfunction.

Not always necessarily a Microsoft product or even any kind of software.
“Sorry I’ll be a little late to the meeting, Teams is being a Microsoft product again.”

“That new game I got off Steam last month crashed five times while I was trying to play it. What a Microsoft product.”

“My new bike’s frame has already started to bend and break like the Microsoft product it is.”
by WeAlsoDoSomeTrolling March 14, 2025
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Onigiri Parents

Parents who are white on the outside, but Asian all the way through. Named after a type of rice cake from Japan that uses white rice.

Same unbalanced focus on grades/academics at expense of all else, same overbearing and overprotective nature, same perfectionist kids who burn out from anxiety.
Scott: Fuuuuuck, my parents yelled at me all night for getting an 89 on the last exam. I still have a 4.1 GPA, so I don’t see what the problem is. I can’t handle my parents anymore.

Richard: Sounds like a classic case of onigiri parents.
by WeAlsoDoSomeTrolling April 18, 2022
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Paul Arc

A Paul Arc is when you’re single and using that time for growth. It could mean self improvement, growing in faith, working out more, breaking addictions, or starting a business.

Named after the Apostle Paul, who was single for his entire life. Rather than fretting about it, he used the spare time to help the early church grow and urged young men to do the same.
Jack and Chad both got dumped around the same time. Jack spent the whole year moping about and whining about it, and is still single to this day.

Chad took a different approach: he went on his Paul Arc. He got on a workout routine, started reading his Bible every day, started a business selling nutritional supplements, and got married about five years later.
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Independent Dependent

Someone who has a full time job but still lives with their parents. A term coined by Greg Evans in his newspaper comic strip LuAnn. Becoming increasingly common as costs of living continue to rise.
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