Wally Petro's definitions

scaggy

having the quality of scag; being filthy, disgusting, well-worn and used rubbish

Tiffany is a scaggy looking bitch.

by Wally Petro May 20, 2009

narf-tickler

one who tickles the narf, the area located between vagina or penis and the anus

Eliza delights in tickling Mel's underparts. Eliza is a narf-tickler.

by Wally Petro May 20, 2009

underparts

private area, genitalia, gonads

Carley sniffs a fat line of adderol off of jeremy's underparts. she did this in order to better focus on weaving his narf hairs together into a traditional Portuguese beaded narf scarf.

by Wally Petro May 20, 2009

fuckable

describes one who is worthy of fornication

Sheila is not fuckable due to the malignant goiter that encompasses nearly all of her neck.

by Wally Petro October 15, 2008

penis fart

gaseous expulsion emanating from penis

A penis fart is incredibly rare and dangerous.

by Wally Petro October 14, 2008

cock sickle

An icy sickle which was formerly a liquid (usually of bodily origin) that hangs from a cock

Nigel fell asleep masturbating in a freezer and upon awakening found a cock sickle dangling from his penis.

by Wally Petro October 14, 2008

tricolored beard

a uniquely colored beard which contains three different tones, usually red/orange/yellow or brown. Uncommon, but most often sighted on large males with red hair.

A tricolored beard is usually sported by a man of Norwegian extraction.

by Wally Petro October 15, 2008