Walking Talking Dictionary's definitions

hirple

hirple = to walk with a limp.

Pronounced to rhyme with 'purple' thereby denouncing the myth that nothing rhymes with purple

Matthew (Matthew is one of my roleplay characters) hirpled over to Bob.

by Walking Talking Dictionary May 11, 2007

g-word

g-word stands for garlic. Used instead of garlic where one does not wish to summon its followers.

I looked at my friend bob and asked if he'd like to eat some 'g-word', I didn't say garlic because I didn't want to be attacked by garlicists.

by Walking Talking Dictionary October 19, 2006

brain strike

Like writer's block but when you're roleplaying.
Often preceded by an apology

<Insert other person's paragraph>
Tom stared out the window. ((Sorry, brain strike))

by Walking Talking Dictionary February 7, 2007

asocial

Someone who keeps themselves to themselves, generally ignoring other people. Just as asexual = without sex, asocial = without socilisation. These asocial people tend to be on the autistic spectrum. They are perfectly healthy, they'd just rather not socialize and frankly, judging from the behaviour of a lot of students at school, I can't say I blame them. The asocial individual DOES NOT commit anti-social behaviour. They just ignore everybody.

Not to be confused with antisocial

They called Tom anti-social but in actual fact, he was just asocial. He didn't hurt a fly, he just wasn't that interested in people.

by Walking Talking Dictionary October 22, 2006

spoonhead

A mildly racist slur for cardassians. The term 'cardie' is MUCH stronger. Please do not utter either in front of a cardassian unless you are an EXTREMELY skilled fighter.

The term 'spoonhead' is basically equivalent to whatever mild insult for races you care to mention.

by Walking Talking Dictionary September 23, 2006

oven fathers

((Warning - this is a parallell/micktake of fridge mothers))
The reason for neurotypicality remains unknown. There are several theories, however, perhaps one of the most well-known, despite being discredited, is oven fathers. Kann Leor first proposed this idea. In his 1949 paper, he attruibited neurotypiclaity to a "genuine excess of paternal warmth" and the oven father theory of neurotypicality was born.

People used to say that oven fathers caused neurotypicality - we now know that neurotypicality causes oven fathers.

by Walking Talking Dictionary January 7, 2007

Aspie

This term is an affectionate nickname for those with Asperger's syndrome. It was the idea of parents/relatives of aspies.

Aspies are healthy mentally, their brain's just wired a different way.

I am an Aspie. That is, a person with asperger's syndrome. Some of the definitions on asperger's on here are questionable at best, at worst, so ignorant as to be offensive.

Someone who claims to be an aspie ((the one that mentions a pill about the size of a tic-tac)) would be more believable had they omitted the clause of it being made up.

by Walking Talking Dictionary September 11, 2006