beauty

Beauty is a corporate invention designed to promote the suffering and insecurity of the masses for the sake of profit. They say it's a state we're all supposed to be achieve, in order to ensure economic, financial, social and recreational success. There is a ridiculous double standard in society at the moment. An attractive blonde who never bothers to do anything useful gets more respect than an ugly git who has the courage and determination to get the fuck out there and do something for him/herself and this world and not be a parasite. Don't you think that's fucked up? Or am I just weird?
'By buying our rubbish, you can achieve beauty, which will make you successful and make your life wonderful and you will never need to worry again' says the greedy corporate pig, who lives off the insecurity and suffering, and above all, gullibility (that means believing lies) of the masses
by Will April 13, 2004
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Austin, TX

the coolest fuckin city in the world bitchs
dude i want to be cool
dude go to austin!
by will March 23, 2004
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bendy

An action describing inserting your index finger into someone's anus, and bending it at a 90 degree angle to make it pop out.
by Will May 22, 2004
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Hostile

A new up and coming Jersey Metal band. Easily one of the greatest Metal bands in the Island. The band consists of;
Joe Farrington - Vocals
Craig Tostaven - Guitar
Mark Carbolec - Guitar
Craig McEwen - Bass
Colm Farrington - Drums
"Hostile is the best Metal band in Jersey"
by Will July 26, 2004
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sweeds

weed seeds the seeds that are found in tha bud of a femail weed plant that are not smoked
i planted some of my sweeds and sucked on the rest
by will August 11, 2004
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harryman

Otherwise known as Bill Beckenwerth, Harryman fought crime in the city. On criminals he had no pity. His career began in France and ended in Illinois. After his television show was canceled, he vanished and has yet to be seen.
by Will April 22, 2005
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