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Definitions by WET CARGO BOY

popped collar 

A very nice ( anhd sexy ) look ... with the collar of a polo shirt " popped up " Polo shirts with popped collars Looks great with Abercrombie cargos & cargo shorts.
I am wearing my A&F polo shirt with the collar popped up along with my A&F cargo shorts. My Abercrombie polo shirt w/popped collar looks great !
popped collar by WET CARGO BOY April 21, 2006
Blivit = a fat assed ugly women. Most blivits do not take very good care of their personal hygiene or themselves. Many blivits tend to be obese slobs, and make no effort to improve their personal appearance. These hags tend to live on junk food, pop and munchies - where are the doritos !

Many of these women tend to be so fat, that they are as obese as they are tall. The number of teeth remaining in these blivits tend to be a few - more teeth are missing, than are left remaining.

Bathing is usually a very low priority - in addition, these blivits tend to live like pigs - very sloppy living conditions.
A blivit usually has fewer teeth in their mouth than one can count on one hand - they are often as obese as they are tall. Daily hygiene is rare ...
blivit by WET CARGO BOY April 18, 2006

ass kisser 

Ass kisser = a suck up, someone who will kiss someone's butt to gain points. Sometimes these folks are known as bum-kissers. Often these folks tend to be the goody goody types whom one can not trust for a second - these folks will use what you tell them, or do, against you for their own personal gain. Most of these people are social nerds with few social skills - the only way they can get attention is to play suck up to someone important - usually a boss, manager or teacher/professor - an authority fiqure.

The best way to deal with these kind of people - bum-kissers is to avoid them - never trust them, never confide with them.
I had a co-worker who was the consumate ass-kisser - he would suck up to the boss all day long to gain favors and access. All of us in the office were aware of this situation and adopted a strategy of avoidance - keeping our mouths shut and not getting involved with the little bum kisser in any way. The little ass kisser functioned in his own little world.
ass kisser by WET CARGO BOY April 18, 2006

abercrombie 

Abercrombie & Fitch is the BEST ! I love their clothes. I wear A&F all the time - especially their cargos, cargo shorts, tuggers, jerseys & polo shirts. The A&F quality is superb - the A&F look is awesome.

The Abercrombie guys are so nice looking too !! HOT !!

I also love to get WET in my A&F cargos, cargo shorts & athletic jerseys - in the shower, tub, hot-tub & swimming pools. I love the A&F " wetlook " !

A&F is # 1
Abercrombie cargos & cargo shorts are of the best quality - awesome looking - dry & wet !!
abercrombie by WET CARGO BOY April 17, 2006

Abercrombie & Fitch 

Abercrombie cargos & cargo shorts are awesome. Superb quality, very comfy & great looking pants/shorts. Great to wear anywhere. Awesome to get wet in & wear swimming - especially the cargo shorts. Cargos look great with a athletic jersey, tshirt or polo shirt. A classic all American look.
I wear Abercrombie & Fitch cargos & cargo shorts with athletic jerseys & polos all the time.

I go swimming in my A&F cargo shorts all the time - I love the way these shorts look and feel when they are soaking wet !

fartface 

Fartface is someone that whose face looks so much like their ass, the wind doesn't know which way to go !
The douche bag's fartface looks so bad that when she farts, you think that its coming from her face, not her ass.
fartface by WET CARGO BOY April 17, 2006

bloviate 

Bloviating = a long winded pompous discourse from someone trying to make a point. A bloviator is someone who cannot express themselves in a pithy concise manner.
Most politicans are guilty of bloviating - as they tend to be pompous windbags. Listening to a politican bloviate over the issues tends to become very boring - thus turning off most voters.
bloviate by WET CARGO BOY April 17, 2006