corporate douche bag

Corporate douche bag = a hard driven arrogant tough businesswoman. These broads are generally very cold, hard boiled women who will do whatever-it-takes to acheive in the corporate world - they are very tough. Many are married, many others are not - some are Lesbians - who often hate men.

Best advice, dont get in their way - defuse them with dry sarcastic humor.

These broads are douche bags with balls.
The CEO of the company that I used to work for was a corporate douche bag - she was very tough, hard as nails and had big balls !
by WET CARGO BOY April 03, 2006
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blivit

Blivit = a fat assed ugly women. Most blivits do not take very good care of their personal hygiene or themselves. Many blivits tend to be obese slobs, and make no effort to improve their personal appearance. These hags tend to live on junk food, pop and munchies - where are the doritos !

Many of these women tend to be so fat, that they are as obese as they are tall. The number of teeth remaining in these blivits tend to be a few - more teeth are missing, than are left remaining.

Bathing is usually a very low priority - in addition, these blivits tend to live like pigs - very sloppy living conditions.
A blivit usually has fewer teeth in their mouth than one can count on one hand - they are often as obese as they are tall. Daily hygiene is rare ...
by WET CARGO BOY April 18, 2006
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gerald ford

Gerald R. Ford = 38th President of the United States 1974-1977. President Ford did an outstanding job trying to heal this country after the tragedies of Vietnam & Watergate. Considering the terrible mess that he inherited from Richard Nixon when he assumed office on 8-9-74 - he has to be congratulated for having done such a great job.

President Ford quiet demeanor was a refreshing contrast to the personalities of his immediate predecessors Richard M. Nixon and Lyndon B. Johnson. His common sense moderate approach to government will be treated better and better as time passes and history proves that he was right.

President Ford spared the country years of anquish & trial with his courageous and correct decision to pardon Richard M. Nixon - history has proven that he was right in making that decision. The country was able to - finally - move on and put the terrible Watergate mess behind us.

President Ford was presented with the Profiles in Courage award by Senator Edward M. Kennedy & Caroline Kennedy at the John F. Kennedy Presidential Library in Boston back in May 2001 -- for his courage to put the best interests of the country first - before his own political interests -in granting the pardon to Richard M. Nixon. History has now proven that President Ford was totally correct in issuing the pardon to end the Watergate mess & tragedy that was tearing our nation apart during 1973 & 1974.

Gerald R. Ford represents what a Republican should be - moderate on social domestic issues, conservative on fiscal issues and a strong internationalist on foreign policy.

History will continue to treat President Gerald R. Ford better and better - as it should. President Gerald R. Ford is a wonderful human being - a very decent and honorable person.
President Gerald R. Ford was presented with the Profiles in Courage award at the John F. Kennedy Presidential Library in May 2001 by Senator Edward M. Kennedy for his courage in granting the pardon to Richard M. Nixon - thus ending the Watergate tragedy that was ripping the nation apart back in 1974.

Gerald Ford's quiet demeanor and steady leadership will be remembered with tremendous respect.
by WET CARGO BOY April 17, 2006
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A&F

A&F = Abercrombie & Fitch. A&F is an awesome retailer that has targeted the college age crowd with their awesome clothes. A&F offers high quality, somewhat expensive, casual clothes for guys & gals who want to wear classic, yet hip clothes. A&F is one of the leading style trendsetters on college campuses nationwide.

A&F employees tend to be very young attractive guys & gals who model the A&F look very very well.
A&F cargo shorts, tuggers, cargo pants, jeans, jerseys & polos have become the standard "uniform" for most guys on the college campus - these clothes look great on the college guys ! Abercrombie & Fitch is among the most popular retailer on any college campus.
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Abercrombie & Fitch

Abercrombie cargos & cargo shorts are awesome. Superb quality, very comfy & great looking pants/shorts. Great to wear anywhere. Awesome to get wet in & wear swimming - especially the cargo shorts. Cargos look great with a athletic jersey, tshirt or polo shirt. A classic all American look.
I wear Abercrombie & Fitch cargos & cargo shorts with athletic jerseys & polos all the time.

I go swimming in my A&F cargo shorts all the time - I love the way these shorts look and feel when they are soaking wet !
by WET CARGO BOY April 17, 2006
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douchey

Douchey = an obnoxious broad - a douche-bag ! Douche-bags tend to be very douchey. Many doucheys are very ugly - I bet many of them are closet Lesbians who hate men. Most of these broads have very few manners, yet alone any class.

Most of these broads are tough - they dont take alot of shit from anyone, yet they can unload alot of shit on anyone they so choose.

An accurate description of a douchey - a douche bag broad with balls !
One of my former managers was a real douchey - an arogant, obnoxious & pushy douche-bag boss.
by WET CARGO BOY April 17, 2006
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pucker

Pucker = asshole. An asshole will often tighten up- or pucker up - when something important happens. Any event, good or bad, business or pleasure can cause one's asshole to pucker. When my asshole is all puckered up, it is closed real tight - like a fortress.
My asshole got all puckered up the other day when I won a major sales contract !
by WET CARGO BOY April 17, 2006
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